Yet another tippity fucking top day.
How are you ending your Wednesday?

Suicide?

Masturbation?

Suicidal masturbation?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 21:10, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I will be ending my day with a hot bath
My knees ache, my upper back and neck are tight so a hot bath will do me good before bed. Break out the Horlicks.

As to suicidal masturbation, I'd bet rule 34 applies.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 21:21, Reply)

^ old ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)

Yep
Old, buggered joints through over-use, plate and bolts in the spine from removed discs, lots of scars and old niggling injuries.
Your point, sonny?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 21:29, Reply)

I had L4, L5 & S1 vertabrae fused 'with instrumetation' in 2004, so I know back issues better than most what spinal surgery is like.
I've ran two half marathons since, you don't have any excuse to moan about a discectomy & a bit of an occasional ache. MTFU.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)

Oh yer cos they are all as easy as yours to deal with.
My sis has been bolloxed for the last 40 years since lifting someone unaided when she was a trainee nurse.
More titanium in her than a space probe.
I'll tell her to stop fucking whining shall I?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 22:15, Reply)

Yes.
Btw - I had to be taught to walk again, was off work for 5 months & had physio every day for a year. My surgery was right around my spinal cord, so high risk as well as high levels of recovery required. If someone as lazy & unhealthy as me can recover then anyone with a minor complaint has no reason to moan.

Too many people claim 'ooh. I've got a bad back, it's all due to blah blah blah'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 22:16, Reply)

I had that spinal surgery once, couple of paracetamol and an early night and I was back in work the next day

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 22:18, Reply)

You don't get it do you?
Whatever you've encountered doesn't qualify you to judge anyone else unless you are them.
Of course I could be wrong and she's just been malingering while she's held down jobs all her adult life.
People like you make me fucking sick.

How's my /talk application going?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 22:25, Reply)

Could you ask her to run a couple of half marathons as well?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 22:17, Reply)

Of course cos she's such a lazy slut hobbling
about just because she's too fucked up to drive an invalid cab.
^ ^ upset.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 22:20, Reply)

Suicide
by masturbation.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 21:34, Reply)

Kinky.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)

alright SHG

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 21:38, Reply)

Chicken Rendang...
followed by masturbation.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 21:58, Reply)

After it or in it?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 22:17, Reply)

After it... but there's an idea!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 23:20, Reply)

wankers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 22:08, Reply)

pricks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 22:12, Reply)

Fuck this, going to bed. Got an 8am meeting in Kentish Town.
Cunts.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 22:24, Reply)

Night night xxx

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 22:26, Reply)

Bent spastics

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 23:19, Reply)

Shut up jaysum

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 23:27, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:39, Reply)