I miss playing football
I need to start again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

As you charge past 40 Sporters
you'll notice a decline in the amount of running you do and an increase in the amount of shouting at others.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

^^^this
Also an increase in the number of involuntary noises you make when putting any physical effort into stuff. Like taking off boots, picking stuff up off the floor, etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Not at that line just yet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)

a small crumb of comfort
as you can see the line very clearly up ahead
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)

meh
December is years away

I actually feel better now than I did 5 years ago
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)

It will be on you before you know it
then it will be stannah stairlifts and ear trumpets all the way
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Speak up deary

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

+r

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)

This is known as the 'dead cat bounce'
HTH xx
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

^^not quite 40 yet

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)