Bert should come back. This place is now sadly becoming devoid of mentals since Sob Carehome was banned.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:15, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

beware your wishes may come true
CQ had mental health problems, maybe he should come back too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)

I'm talking proper mentals, not pill popping amateurs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)

i'm pretty sure he fitted both categories
one day soon, they will start to find a series of bodies where the women were sliced into little pieces due to being tied to the spokes of a penny farthing and cycled around whitechapel
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:24, Reply)

A terrible way for BGB to die.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)

but still more satisfying and less painful than sex with CQ

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:26, Reply)

Don't tell me he's yet another B3ta notch on your bedpost?
Fucking hell Swipe, your bed will end up as matchsticks if you carry on at this rate.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Did he knob her?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Yep.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:31, Reply)

I did not know this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Who? CQ and BGB or CQ and Swipe?
I think we need some kind of pictorial representation of who's shagged who on here.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Where is Al when you actually need him?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)

urrrrgh dear god no
I think I met him once, but I was utterly smashed.

however, we used to be FB friends, and I can safely say, not even with yours, mate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Hi steam powered mechanicock not to your liking?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Not even with mine?
Are you suggesting that you have a cock?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)

Is it compulsory for all /OT women to knob utter, utter pricks?
I presume this is why Dozer hangs out on here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:05, Reply)

I'm still hoping

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)