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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ever thrown a sex toy at a member of your family?
www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/mother-assaulted-with-vibrator-576321
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:25, 166 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Terrible bullying of Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:29, Reply)
Bert should come back. This place is now sadly becoming devoid of mentals since Sob Carehome was banned.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
beware your wishes may come true
CQ had mental health problems, maybe he should come back too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)
I'm talking proper mentals, not pill popping amateurs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)
i'm pretty sure he fitted both categories
one day soon, they will start to find a series of bodies where the women were sliced into little pieces due to being tied to the spokes of a penny farthing and cycled around whitechapel
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:24, Reply)
A terrible way for BGB to die.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)
but still more satisfying and less painful than sex with CQ

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Don't tell me he's yet another B3ta notch on your bedpost?
Fucking hell Swipe, your bed will end up as matchsticks if you carry on at this rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)
Did he knob her?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:31, Reply)
I did not know this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Who? CQ and BGB or CQ and Swipe?
I think we need some kind of pictorial representation of who's shagged who on here.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:44, Reply)
Where is Al when you actually need him?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)
urrrrgh dear god no
I think I met him once, but I was utterly smashed.

however, we used to be FB friends, and I can safely say, not even with yours, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Hi steam powered mechanicock not to your liking?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Not even with mine?
Are you suggesting that you have a cock?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)
Is it compulsory for all /OT women to knob utter, utter pricks?
I presume this is why Dozer hangs out on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:05, Reply)
I'm still hoping

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)
Not at my family, I've only ever thrown one up YM.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:31, Reply)
What you stomped on Froglet for?
More bullying
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:31, Reply)
Small man syndrome innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:33, Reply)
Because he's a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:36, Reply)
Good point well made.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:49, Reply)
It is a characteristic common on OT, and one on which great empires rise and fall.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:51, Reply)
Mine was more of a probing 'anyone about?' generic morning thread, I welcome a better and sillier question with an open heart.
STOMPING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:36, Reply)
good morning Frogular D

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:38, Reply)
Good morning Set Your Faces To Dozed

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:40, Reply)
yer im alright Froggsy Boyce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:41, Reply)
I am glad to hear it, Reginald Dozeyfuck

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:44, Reply)
aye nae bither like JeffTheFrogFucker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:46, Reply)
Fit like Ringoringorory?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:51, Reply)
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:52, Reply)
Good job.
It was getting v.silly.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:54, Reply)
silly putty

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:37, Reply)
Haha once, yes

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I once beat a man to death with a 15" black rubber cock
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)
Were you related to this man?

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Not any more

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:12, Reply)
No, but I have told a donkey to fuck off.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)
Morning.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)
Morning all

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)
No, I've never owned a sex toy
The only thing I ever bought in a sex shop was poppers
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)
You can get all you need for a good time in a grocer's

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Poppers are fucking mental stuff

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)
'Member when baldmonkey stole Two Hats' wife's dildo?

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That was very funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)
i remember when that nanny died after using a vibrator to watch porn
poor girl, not exactly what you want splashed all over the papers posthumously, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)
^ confused

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)
How did she die?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)
It was a dildo oh-no g-spot death woe

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Are we gonna let the elevator
Bring us down, oh, no let's go
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)
*starts fire*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:41, Reply)
previously undiagnosed heart condition
when she got excited, she died.

they realised what she'd been doing because of how they found her. then somehow it made the papers.

NOT a good way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Not as bad as the Tory mp in stockings, with a satsuma in his gob. Amused me that 😊

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)
That ain't gonna trend on Twitter

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)
the thing is, however gross or bizarre or obscure or niche or disgusting or violent or filthy or pathetic a thing you can think of
someone, somewhere, has gotten off to it.

and probably put the film on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)
Rule 34 FTW

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Would she not have been better off with a telly?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:32, Reply)
officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)
technology in scotland has not yet caught up...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
turnitoverlols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)
I see
So you watch porn on your vibrator and shove a telly up your clunge? I've got you.

/WidescreenLOLs
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)
"We once saw daddy beat a man until both he and the man were crying."

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)
+ off

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:43, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:44, Reply)
no
got in trouble with mrs hats for buying anal beads as a joke for her mum, and she made me take them back to the shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)
When I told her I was going to do it, she thought it was funny
So naturally I assumed I had the green light. I bought green ones so I could make them into some sort of modernist christmas decoration. How funny would it have been if she#d actually put it on the mantel piece? Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Unused?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2231521
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)
yes
but taking it back was really embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
did they give them a sniff to check they were unused?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)
A lick

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)
+ cow

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)
Mercifully, they were still in the packaging

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)
I embarrassed my ex when we were together, I bought several large packets of KY jelly when out shopping with her (birthday presents for Stunned, Boyce, Rakky & Jeff).

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)
nice
an old mate of mine used to worry when we went to a supermarket together that people would think we were a couple. I know, I know....he was an idiot.
So to wind him up, I'd occasionally hold his hand, or give him a little peck on the cheek. used to drive him crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)
If he complained I'd loudly say things like "baby, why are you like this?"
and "my mother was right about you"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)
See. Shopping doesn;t have to be a chore

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)
It must be brilliant being gay
It's great fun pretending to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)
why was he worried?
did he think he could do better?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)
Better than Two Hats?
I THINK NOT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Just insecure I suppose
I'm more of the opinion that (in spite of being heterosexual) I don't care what people think because it's nobody's business.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)
You're straight???

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I assume the "two hats" thing
means he is ac/dc
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
There's no doubt some complicated code system involving how many hats you wear, how you wear them, etc.

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haha
I have a pink grandad cap hanging out my right back pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)
Oh my...
*drops monocle*
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I'm straight by default
but it's probably because I've just not met the right man. Can't count these things out y'know...you might be missing out on something wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
Time to arrange a Portsmouth bash

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prefereably not in Portsmouth though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Port Man
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)
*bats eyelids*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)
*frogs legs*

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haha
actualol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)
THIS^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
I had a happy day playing this game whilst helping a mate buy a double bed
nothing like getting on all fours on a bed in Ikea to help "test" out a bed
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Brilliant
I can imagine testing the sturdiness of the headboard. Leaning against it, back slightly arched....
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Got it in one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)
I bet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Being a cunt I sometimes sneak items into other peoples trollies
KY and noddys being a favourite double act
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)
I imagine this working well with geriatric women.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
My personal fav
Is finding the single dad with child
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)
* checks trolley *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)
whilst packing my bags at the supermarket, with "friends" unpacking the trolley I found myself holding some lube and a man's thong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)
that's good
I assume we all play the conveyor belt divider game? Where we deliberately leave the divider thing where it is, and wait to see the reaction of the customer behind us.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Sometimes I like to curl one out between my shopping and see if they try and scan it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)
"unexpected item in bagging area"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)
tea+

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)
hehehe
I did this last night
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)
i don't understand...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)
Many shoppers are literally terrified that there may be a mix-up between their items and the person in front or behind's
If you don't place the divider behind your shopping, the tension is palpable, until finally they crack and have to place it there themselves.
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THE HORROR!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Im the first to place dividers on both sides of my shopping. even with 2 items.
I mainly use the self service thingies though as Im terribly antisocial when it comes to the great unwashed.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)
I used to occasionally frequent an old-fashioned Open All Hours type shop in the North of England
The protocol was to stand at the counter, listing the items you required, then the shopkeeper would dash around the shop fetching them for you.
It was all rather quaint.
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last time Is aw one of them was Beamish.
It was a bit like that in my stoner days at the late night garage. eventually we wrote him a list.
Good relationship with that garage dude. We were very happy for our munch. Wrote him a christmas card and everything
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)
hahaha
Havent done for a while... may have to start again.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Chompy's ex was particularly scared of this, it seems:
5.9.83.79/talk/7636497
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girl^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Phwor

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You laugh, but I got to have sweaty internet sex with manolith

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Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)
alright twat badgers?
Are you all going to be shit today?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)
Looks that way

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Can't say I have, no.
I don't even own a sex toy...
Do men even need them? No deliveries in the back!!

Them fleshjack things, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)
I bet you've got a dildo like a baseball bat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)
Leave your sick fantasies in your head.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)
you should see himjim's work website
they supply sex toys to the more...... depraved homosexual.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:18, Reply)
they are all depraved rachel
depraved and sick in the head and arse
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:20, Reply)
I am aware of such things.
Baffles me really. Must have had one fucked up childhood.

To each, his own, but I would never have dinner at their place.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Not when you know what's been ran through the dishwasher

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Homo Run!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Office smirk

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:18, Reply)

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