RHUBARB!
Legal training contracts are no different to any other sort of professional's application form.

This one time, at lawyer camp!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:27, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

LOOK STUNNED, SHE JUST WANTED TO REMIND US THAT SHE'S A LAWYER, OK?
JUST IN CASE WE FORGOT, OR SUMMAT.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:34, Reply)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
THIS ONE TIME, AT LAWYER CAMP, I STUCK A FLUTE UP MY PUSSY.

We get it. OK. Bigger. Better. More.

Altius. Sitius. Fortius.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:38, Reply)

Stop pussy-flutin' around!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)

Ho-ho!
Did lawyer she lawyer mention lawyer that lawyer she's lawyer a lawyer lawyer?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Would this make her a (musical) notary?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)

I KNOW THAT, YOU MUPPET
it's just that you have to send off about 100 of the bloody things, because they are all AT THE SAME TIME and EVERYONE IS APPLYING FOR THEM AT THE SAME TIME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)

This one time...............

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)