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I bollocked my boss for fucking stuff up when I had two days off last week. Does that count?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:29,
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latest was 11 years ago)
AbsolutelyI commend you and will spend a lot of time tracking your details down to send a letter to your boss.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:32,
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I will just gaz you my super secret identity to Dave you the bother if you like.Also, that was meant to say 'save' but good old auto correct went and put my real name in, so you are halfway there without even trying.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:37,
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So you're Dave, can you make some improvements to your TV channeldon't take this personal or anything but it is rather shit, just saying
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:38,
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Point taken, it hasn't exactly turned out like the vision I had intended it to be, sozzles Harters (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:39,
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But it's got Bestest Police Chase ever on. (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:42,
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Well at least I got that bit right, and back to back editions of QI(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:43,
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I thought it was all top gear and storage wars nowadays(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:43,
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Eve's TDEnt you been warned about your Stalking before??
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:37,
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No...Do you think there might be something I should know about?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:40,
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In all likelyhood I would think that there is probably quite a few things that you should be aware ofI just don't know what they are
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:43,
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I know a lot of thingsBut I don't know a lot of other things.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:44,
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I used to regulary I used to tell off my old boss all the time but then again he was thicker than Nakers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:40,
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I also did this in my previous employment, also a bit of a spazzo, he was pretty much the reasoning for the company going down the pan.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:42,
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He was a good guy, great at certain things but he regularly put his foot in itone of my biggest fears was him speaking to any of my customers when ever I was off
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:45,
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I worked - briefly - for a bloke who would spend 95p to make 5pSounds the same.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:46,
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His Business acumen was very good, just his social skills that sucked(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:48,
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Did we work at the same place? This chap at my place was a nice enough person, but completely incompetent business wise, owners son made director, could do no wrong........at least until the insolvency reports came out ;)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:47,
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Did you get a load off people turn up at your place of work last Sept. lock the gates and then fuck off with your company car? if so quite possibly.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:50,
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No, I got a 'we have to shut down' one Friday morning, 'you'll get redundancy pay in a few weeks' - court case and 8 months later a couple of grand off the government after ten years. Great stuff.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:53,
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I feel you Brah, I really do(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:54,
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Onwards and, well, not upwards, but sideways I suppose, maybe downwards and sideways :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:55,
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It's like a real life game of "snakes and ladders" and there is always another roll of the dice
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:56,
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I genuinely admire your 'glass half full' attitude, I should try it out one day!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:59,
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Yeah cheer up you miserable prick(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:10,
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^ What he said ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:11,
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Long time lurker, etcHi Mr frog, I hope we can become forum friends :)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:15,
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Oh boy so do I mister, that sure would be swell!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:17,
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Never put you off before(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:49,
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Well, none of my women have looked like a homeless untreated final stage aids victim with a silly beard, so, yes it has.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:55,
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ZING x2(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:55,
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Somewhere in the back of these archivesIs the post I made one Sunday afternoon when I discovered that I had to make 270 of 300 staff redundant.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:00,
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"I've locked you all in the boardroom so you can't get me"?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:04,
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I've had to make people redundant and all, it's fucking shitGlad I got the fuck out of management
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:07,
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Thread because I'm nosey...b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post479215
That must have been quite deflating and a horrible task to undertake.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:08,
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So, you're now the second bollockhead on /OT. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:48,
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I started the bollockheading, you can't turn it back on me, that's not fair.(Glad you got to see your daughter btw)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:51,
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Trying to work out if that makes you a single bollock or two Dozer sized. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:04,
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something something large feet(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:08,
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Perhaps he'll just lose the left one, rendering him 'all right'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:15,
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hahaha I like this(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:18,
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I know it's terrible, that is why I turned a new leaf and am now lovelyping to every one(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:22,
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Wow your hair looks great today have you done something new with it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:24,
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I'm sure you'll find an answer, and glad you seem to have cheered up a bit, even if it's at my bollockheaded expense.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:09,
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