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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Got my work shoes resoled at lunchtime.
I just slipped on the shiny new leather and nearly faceplanted the carpet in the middle of the open plan office. Lucky escape.
My story here is that I got up and didn't fall over.
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Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:58,
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latest was 11 years ago)
was this you trying to look up womens skirts by "falling"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:00,
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My shoes have a highly polished toe.
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Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:03,
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If I ever meet you,
I'm gonna push you over.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:01,
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You wouldn't be the first person to want to do that.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:02,
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I'm VERY popular and have LOADS of friends.
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Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:03,
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Those Romanians you keep in your cellar don't count.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:04,
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