I've lost a TV remote control
which is fucking annoying. Mrs Cow has a really annoying habit of "tidying" things up. This actually means stuffing things into drawers, cupboards, etc. with no thought as to finding them again

Alt:
1st Chelsea
2nd Liverpool
3rd Citeh
4th Arse

Relegated:
Fulham, Cardiff, Sunderland or Norwich
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:31, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Yeah women do that
The advantage of being under the thumb is it makes stuff easier to find when one does all the housework.

Fancying City to bottle it then?

I'm throwing Swansea into the mix for third relegation place (Fulham and Cardiff are gone), but that might just be optimism on my part.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)

I do, yes
If we can give them a scare then I think someone else will do them before the end of the season. Swansea might have too many points but they were certainly looking didgy until the last few
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:36, Reply)

The only thing I can see keeping Swansea out of trouble is Wilfried Bony
If he gets shot to death with a gun tomorrow they are FUCKED. Garry Monk knows fuck all about management except "kick 'em harder lads" which is conveniently all he knew about playing football. I would love to see him fail spectacularly.

I really don't like Swansea.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Any reason?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:43, Reply)

The sheep fight back

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)

The new Star Wars really shouldn't have been filmed at the Dr Who studios

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Deep-seated belief that they paid off the ref in our play-off semi-final with them a few years back
Three staggeringly obvious penalties (two by Garry Monk) and two obvious sendings-off (one by Garry Monk) over two games. It's either bribery, or bad refereeing, and that never happens.

Also the way the pundits cooed over them in their first season in the Prem when Norwich were clearly the better promoted team.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Michu innit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Innit
How badly have they missed him this season? If he was fit Laudrup would still be in a job
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Yep
Him and Bony would be lethal
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I am well pleased with our result against them
Finally a win. Just need 3-4 more before the end of the season.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:10, Reply)

See also
Garry Monk Tim Sherwood
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)

Sherwood is aging at the rate of 1 year per game

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)

I feel bad for him, really
Badly out of his depth, no PR training to deal with the press, he's going to explode soon.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)

He always had shit hair. I dislike him for that alone
/glasshouse
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)