I got a fiver off Ainsley Harriot for moaning about his soup.
What have YOU got?

alt. Who would play you in a film of your life?
I would be hard pressed for better than Phil Mitchell.

altalt. B4sh gossip predictions
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:08, 13 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Unfulfilling lunch and indigestion
I have a signed photo of Georgie Thompson

Alt:
Some cunt from Big Brother, apparently

AltAlt:
Stunned shits himself in the pub
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Eugene was awful.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Is that who it was?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)

:( awful.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)

I need a better lookalike

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)

I'd play myself.
*hilarious wanking joke*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)

hahaha, it's tiny

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:18, Reply)

They're all tiny to you, with your cavernous minge and even bigger gob.
Not to mention your hands like wicket keepers gloves.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:21, Reply)

you can blame the ladies all you like
we know.

WE ALL KNOW.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:12, Reply)

^Cliffordcock^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Worlds smallest violin

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:32, Reply)