green ones are always the best flavour of sweet
although opal fruits used to be lemon, lime, strawberry and orange. then they brought in the blackcurrant interloper and merged the lemon and lime
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:37, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Except for Wine Gums and Fruit Pastilles.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:42, Reply)

All the yellow ones are piss flavour. True story.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:44, Reply)

And the red ones are made out of snatch blood.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:46, Reply)

And not just menstrual, I hear they collect it from female circumcisions in bongo bongo land.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:47, Reply)

By squeezing all the juice out of the mutilated piss flaps.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Then they go back later to collect pus from infections due to poor medical care and lack of hygiene and this is used to jellify the product.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Nommy jelly sweets.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Jelly babies are made from actual aborted foetuses, hence the name.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)

you two are not sitting anywhere near one another in brizzle

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)

you need to put an end to this Period.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Not sitting no, I'm going to make him carry me around in a rucksack.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Good homonculous.
It rubs the jism on it's tits or else it sucks the hose again.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)

"Holy Homonculous Batman!"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)

on second thoughts you two can just share a room
and i'll have the nice king size suite all to myself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Fine, I won't talk to him :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:18, Reply)

You can be the gimp
and I'll be Zed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)