I can't get drunk, I'm going to have the car.
I realised that both the previous Jeffstocks were a pitiful waste of a free pass to get drunk, as I drink like a girl, so I'm just going to stay sober and drive myself home.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So there's what, six of you going and only five are going to be drinking
at least three of them will be on the Columbian and you're going to be sitting there watching them.

Sounds great, beff.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Nah, it'll be right.
You can have a good time without being off your face, innit. And if it gets boring, I can always talk about shoes and make up with swipe.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)

At least you're local-ish.
Have you got a baby-sitter for the husband all sorted out, or will you be back in time to change his nappy?
( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)

there are nice people going, it'll be fab
i don't see how anything could be boring with rakky there, she's hilarious that one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)

there's 10 of us going, i think, unless monty manages a last minute pass and makes it 11
so if you change your mind there'll be somewhere to crash
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Crash may not be the best word in the aforementioned circumstance

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)