ooh, I quite fancy some of that 105 proof Glenfarclas

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:27, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

no whisky chat!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:32, Reply)

your plebeian palate wouldn't appreciate the subtleties of a good single malt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:36, Reply)

Im not too big on Whisky, no.
get me a nice Cognac
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:38, Reply)

abit American Phsyco that - never been one to drink something in order to show off.
At least, not since I became an adult and decided to like things because I want to.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:16, Reply)

dude, I like Glenfarclas 10 and 15 so it stands to reason I'll like the 105 proof stuff.
I''ve never felt the need to neck a load of methadone, deep fry food and post pictures of it on Facebook, but swings and roundabouts eh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:18, Reply)

...became an adult yet has the bowel control of a mewling babe in arms

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:23, Reply)

Newborn babies probably shit less than Gonz. Milk isn't fried or mixed with Kitekat and chunks of stale soda bread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:31, Reply)

you know when you did coke yeah?
It makes you need to shit innit, as does MDMA and coffee. Stimulants are bad for your guts bruv.

Pity ol' poopants here hasn't realised that all these cigarettes and energy drinks are making
his embarrassing condition even 'woers'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:35, Reply)

C'mon now, let's not turn on your sycophant just because nobody's stroked his ego today.
Let's keep the scorn to those who don't give a shit.

Anyway, it's been fun, L8erz.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:20, Reply)

Like that's a real thing.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:44, Reply)

like what's a real thing?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:47, Reply)

Glensarlaccs.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:47, Reply)

it has mingey notes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:48, Reply)

"A slight whiff of ammonia, coupled with a solitary, wiry hair clinging to the side of the glass."

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:50, Reply)

'I'm getting a hint of scampi, some rotting herring and a slight level of taramasalata as a back note'. Should work well with a bowl of light blood clots to nibble on.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:59, Reply)

OMNOMNOMNOM!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:02, Reply)