My stepdad has decided to hold the mother's day gathering on the same day as his mother's birthday.
Which would be fine, except it's going to be a bit awkward when I turn up, give my mum a big bunch of flowers and then flick the Vs at a woman who's no relation to me.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:49, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Vs at bean of
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:50, Reply)

61 years seperate her and the mrs.
Nobody could accuse me of having a type.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)

only cos your mrs is 12

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:52, Reply)

olololol

( Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:53, Reply)

i'm that person that presses the button that says DO NOT PRESS on it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Wrong button, if you're alluding to what I suspect you are.
Soz, chief!
( Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)

*presses harder and repeatedly*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)

*pushes back*

( Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)

GAY^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)

It's nice that you're so close

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)

typical moody frenchman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:52, Reply)

Well, you know, family's important.

( Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)