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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i don't really have a favourite euphemism. i prefer things that make it sound worse, not better.
alt: ww3 over climate
altalt: flouncing marys, the lot of them. i'm not happy because i feel sick today.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:14, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

All whiskers, cogs and goggles.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)

but also got rather bored with the same people saying the same things, i think.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)

You do understand how euphemisms work, right treacs?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Prolly not, but you'll have a jolly good go.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)

HEY HEY HEY
NO-ONE IS TALKING ABOUT YOU
IT MAKES YOU FEEL SO BAD
HEY HEY HEY
EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU
IT MAKES YOU FEEL SO SAD
SO KEEP ON BUMMING
HEY HEY HEY
ALL RIGHT
HEY HEY HEY...
KEEP ON BUMMING
BUMMING FROM YOUR ANUS
ONE FINE DAY I'M GONNA BE THE ONE
TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND
OH YEAH
HE'LL NEVER BE YOUR MAN
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Back to the Ben & Jerry's, yeah?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)

i suspect it's like your interpretation of financial services: different to everyone else's.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:41, Reply)

They will have nobody to blame but themselves when there's a mass pandemic due to folk not washing their hands after they pee. or summat I dunno.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
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