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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:23, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
i was made to learn that for some misdemeanour at school
i can still recite the cunt, word for word, some 23 years later. can i remember the law i read yesterday? NO.

o frabjous day, calloo callay.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:24, Reply)
I can still say grace in Latin, but i don't know where my car keys are

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:26, Reply)
child abuse leaves a scar
in saecula saeculorum
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:28, Reply)
SOOO many of my ex teachers have been done for noncing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:28, Reply)
all boys school?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:29, Reply)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:29, Reply)
so you lost your rear virginity before your front virginity
interesting
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:32, Reply)
nah, teh abuse was before my time mostly
I musty have been ugly to nonce :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:34, Reply)
you were probably quite long and gangly
like a teenage daddy long legs
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
this was before that
up to age 12, i was only just starting to get lanky
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:39, Reply)
At age 12 I had the legs of a dancer and I STILL didn't get a noncing.
I have no idea what I was doing wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
maybe cos you stank of garlic, wore your rucksack on both shoulders and listened to awful pop music?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:43, Reply)
Maybe, Nakers.
Maybe, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Maybe you should have given the dancer her legs back

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:45, Reply)
never trust a man that can dance

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Never trust a half-beard

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:50, Reply)
Or someone who cant dance

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:53, Reply)
some (batt) people (ered) haven't reached that stage yet

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)
He chortled in his joy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:27, Reply)
i chortled in your mum's joy last night

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:27, Reply)
twice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Well, I gargled.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:45, Reply)
It was just going round my head so I thought I would punish others

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:28, Reply)
i dunno hwat it is soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:29, Reply)
Uncultured man is uncultured

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:45, Reply)

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