I planted out more of my veggie plot, went to see a children's show called Marty mcdonalds farm, went swimming with mini ape
Had a nap, drank beer, ate burnt sausages, saw some horses, read my book and made some bread
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:38, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What book are you reading?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:40, Reply)

Dominion, it's a bit rubbish but I hate not finishing things
www.amazon.co.uk/Dominion-C-J-Sansom/dp/0330511033
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:41, Reply)

I've read that. It was a bit meh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:42, Reply)

Yeah i know, it's just a bit...watery adn by the numbers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:43, Reply)

why was mini ape having a tantrum?
we saw my friend's little girl yesterday. she's the most stupidly beautiful kid, they could retire if they pimped her out for modelling. lovely sweet child, and she still had tantrums about: going to bed, getting up again, the cat running away from her, the other cat not running away from her, the doggie in the pub being more interested in someone's steak than her clutching sticky fingers and not being allowed to run in the middle of the road.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:41, Reply)

All kids have tantrums.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:42, Reply)

yes. that was why i asked about mini ape's, in the hope that i could mock him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:42, Reply)

I don't remember saying she had had a tantrum...
I mean she did and does, this morning she wanted to wear a tutu but wasn't allowed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:43, Reply)

i can't believe you won't share your clothes with her

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:45, Reply)

I'm not battered, my clothes don't fit a 2 year old
actually she'll be 3 fiarly soon
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:46, Reply)

you wait til she's 15 and her 13 year old sister nicks her clothes
then you'll know what a tantrum really sounds like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:58, Reply)

2 year old have tantrums, they aren't yet in control of their emotions. Simple as that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:42, Reply)

I had to put micro on the naughty step twice this weekend. I hate having to do it, but it's the right thing to do sometimes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:43, Reply)

ha, I locked mini ape in a changing room at the swimming pool as a naughty step 4 times in a row
in the end I carried her out wearing nothing but a t shirt.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:44, Reply)

She came out with some cracking comments this weekend:
'you're an old man daddy'
'I'll do it in two minutes' (complete with a 'talk to the hand' gesture)
'THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:47, Reply)

my recent favourite
'I have a small bum, mummy has BIG bum'

did not go down well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:48, Reply)

hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:49, Reply)

i'm looking forward to seeing my brother's 3 over easter weekend
although i have bribed them to love me too much, and now the constant fights about who gets to sit next to me are exhausting. inevitably i end up with one on each side and the 4 year old on my knee.

and given the enormous fart that blew out of her bum-oley over christmas (she was mortified when we all laughed and ran upstairs sobbing) it's not as cute as it sounds.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Did you have to get a stepladder out to do it?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:07, Reply)

i have no idea why you think this is confined to 2 year olds
have you never seen football fans, for example?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:44, Reply)

modelling Bartleby
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 11:13, Reply)