I was hoovering the bedroom floor and found an earring, so I put it on the wife's dressing table assuming it was hers.
Shes just messaged me a photo of it demanding to know why there is another womans earing in our bedroom. I get the feeling there is no right answer. I honestly have no idea where it came from. Weird.
( Peej, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:14, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oh mate, it's going to be the Encyclopaedia Brittanica letters A through H for you.
At least. I wouldn't be surprised if it gets as far as L!
( Kroney, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:15, Reply)

haha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:18, Reply)

i don't know whether to mock the idea of you hoovering in a pinny or to be sympathetic
maybe tell her it's for your new prince albert?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)

She's gonna throw the book at you when you get home
/ac
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)

tell her you'll discuss it when she has stopped blobbing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Haha this^

( Kroney, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Perfect!

( Peej, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Why don't you turn the tables and accuse HER of having a woman in your bed?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:30, Reply)

She hasn't yet accused me of having a woman in my bed, but I know thats what she is suggesting
I will throw it right back at her.
( Peej, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:36, Reply)

So why DID you have another woman in your bedroom?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:36, Reply)

My wife doesn't understand me

( Peej, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:36, Reply)

to do the hoovering

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:38, Reply)

So what you're saying is
that you wife thinks that not only are you dumb enough to shag another woman in her, but that you'd also be dumb enough to leave an earring from said other woman lying on her dressing table as a sign?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:42, Reply)

shes got me bang to rights there

( Peej, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:44, Reply)