Sunshine is grrrrreat
A man goes into a library and asks for
a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Fuck off, you
won't bring it back."

Alt: Hart

Altalt: "nuss" instead of "nurse", "noccleeyarr" instead of nuclear, etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:40, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

etc?
Etc what?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Some others but I ran out of enthusiasm

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:44, Reply)

I hate it when I try and say anything
and it comes out "Oooooaarrrr alroight jethro, exter carrot in moine me cock"
( Peej, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Me too.
I want to punch you right in your stupid carrot face.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:46, Reply)

seconds o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Gill walks into a library and loudly asks for "a vodka a coke please"
The librarian says " shhhh, this is a library"

"Sorry" Gill whispers "vodka and coke please"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:44, Reply)