I don't pretend, if I'm being stupid I'm honest about it. I'm stupid a lot, I doubt I'd fool anyone otherwise.
alt: Not recently, no. All birded up, innit. However, I've heard on the grapevine that the employee that won the Best Boobs Award in 2008 is coming back to the company soon. That'll brighten the place up a little.

alt: bloo bloo bloo bloobloobloo bloo bloo bloobloo bloo waaaaaaaah bloobloobloo
( Kroney, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:29, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

do you work in the 1970s?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:30, Reply)

I try to wherever possible, old bean.

( Kroney, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:31, Reply)

I think I am getting a cold, I feel like shit
stupid children with their lurgy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Fucking Easter. The little turds are everywhere at the moment.
Screaming and tantruming and getting underfoot. I wish it were legal to boot 'em.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:37, Reply)

I used to do a lot of work on top of YM in the 1970's.
Back when bush hair used to get matted.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Whereabouts in the 1970s?
You're not my dad, are you? He was from Woolwich, too. Seems a hell of coincidence.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:36, Reply)

I am saying nothing, son.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Never seen proper bushy bush hair.
True story.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Good tiems.
Especially if a bird was riding you and a couple of hairs would get caught on the tip of your dick on the downstroke pulling the pissflap up inside.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)

what the.......................................
you are a very WRONG human being
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Whaa?
Just telling the lad about the good tiems.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:44, Reply)

The Indian girl I was seeing for a while was a bit furry, but that's the closest I've got.
I feel like I've missed out.

What I don't like is when they complain about stubble grazing their face and I'm all like "yeah and what about my ballbag?" No consideration, stunner.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:48, Reply)

No consideration at all.
It's almost like they are indifferent to sex once they know you want sex all the time. Thus creating a barter system for their affections.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:52, Reply)

i was watching cameron diaz on the graham norton show begging women not to permanently get rid of their pubes
because they might want them one day, and that permanent shit is permanent.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)

I'd binge on Diaz' bald minge.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:53, Reply)

She looks like a really skinny toad.

( Kroney, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:54, Reply)

No. She looks attractive and like she goes like the clappers. Mexican innit.
Altho' I've heard she is an "environmentalist".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)

I've never rated her.
Jessica Alba, however.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:58, Reply)

she is stunning
silly cow
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:55, Reply)

She really isn't

( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)

she's not the hottest actress out there, but she's extremely attractive
although russell crowe couldn't get far enough away from her and more on top of kylie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)