Good evening. How are we all?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:19, 51 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Really fucking ill

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:51, Reply)

Hangover? Internet AIDS? Or properly unwell?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:53, Reply)

Minging cold, probably run down after a month of interrupted sleep etc

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 20:00, Reply)

I had something similar about a month after micro was born.
Took vitamin tablets for a few weeks to boost my immune system which helped.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 20:08, Reply)

Bit late for that now! I'll get an early night might be better tomorrow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 20:10, Reply)

Good this innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 20:23, Reply)

Fucking splendid Internet.
Oh, hang on, no, the other type...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 20:27, Reply)

You got micro for Easter?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 20:29, Reply)

Nah. I had Christmas, so bitchtits gets Easter this year.
I'll see her on Wednesday for the day.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 20:38, Reply)

Chrimbeedoodlepops would be much better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 20:44, Reply)

I won't have that this year as I did last year.
Main bone of contention is her birthday.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 20:47, Reply)

seems fair to trade presenting days
but that's a man's perspective, I don't expect a woman to appreciate logic and reason.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:24, Reply)

I miss mini ape if she's away for only a day or so, but I'm quite soppy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:28, Reply)

Yes it is good having your kids live with you all the time, isn't it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Decent
Went to the caff for a breakfast around 11, set me up for the day. Then a few beers in front of the telly in the afternoon, a nice stuffed chicken breast for dinner around 8 and a bottle of wine cracked open for dessert.

Also got 2 more ladies chatting on OKCupid so I'm marking today as solidly in the "on the up" column.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:23, Reply)

Piss off rob fairholm

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:27, Reply)

how very dare you

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:34, Reply)

I dunno

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Me neither

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:33, Reply)

I have spent all day watching telly and drinking beer. I have bought a new coat I don't need and a milk frother.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:38, Reply)

Does it have a pimping fur collar?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:41, Reply)

No, now I'm going to have to buy another coat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:41, Reply)

*buys shares in BHS*
Alright frog, in folkstone tonight?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:43, Reply)

Is bhs still going?
Yeah, bit bored, folkestone is 'fucking shit' and bierra moretti isn't that nice
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:46, Reply)

Neither is lemsip

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:47, Reply)

Stick some booze in it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:48, Reply)

I only have red wine might taste weird

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Yeah don't do that, might make you even more poorly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:54, Reply)

Curdled winey lemsip

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:55, Reply)

I can now provide hot or cold frothy milk.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:56, Reply)

This could be a new taste sensation!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:59, Reply)

You can try it first.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:00, Reply)

Have you got any chocolate sprinkles?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:01, Reply)

No, but I have some paprika

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:02, Reply)

Gonz would fucking love this thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:03, Reply)

He's probably already made it and put it on his website.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:04, Reply)

from your nipples?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:20, Reply)

Of course, where else?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:28, Reply)

you should have come to the spa
thanks to you I'm stuck reading "the snow spider" to a farting 7 year old :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:02, Reply)

Yes if only all my family were wiped out in a terrible accident I wouldn't have to spend any time with them.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:03, Reply)

Sounds like the start of a rohld darhl novel

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:05, Reply)

If I didn't have a family I could be relaxing in nicer surroundings
With her
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:07, Reply)

'Er indoors

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:08, Reply)

That's the one

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:08, Reply)

tl;dr

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Yeah sorry

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:38, Reply)

It's been a pretty good friday
Drank beer in the sunshine with friends, while my kids played with their kids and didn't bother us.
In a minute I'm going to sit in my garden with a beer and a large joint.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:33, Reply)

I'm sitting under a blanket with a lemsip :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Lemsip is a winter drink, you should be outside drinking gin

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:34, Reply)

I hate you
And I hate sick people in trains and sick toddlers at nursery
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:36, Reply)

'Ning The LOVELY Battered.
'Ning autisms.
I am DRUNK.
I might Skyrim a bit, I might just gotobed. Dunno yet, I've got KVELERTAK playing, a shedload of beer and no job to get up for.
I'm counting this as a WIN.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Apr 2014, 23:19, Reply)