#notamontythread

( Kroney, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:43, 173 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm watching the end of Mutiny On The Busses

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:46, Reply)

Hollyoaks on in 24 minutes, unless your'e watching the +1 versions.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 18:04, Reply)

I'm now watching Holiday On The Busses.
I might go to the pub for a couple of hours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 18:05, Reply)

Hi Mont... hang on, who are you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 18:04, Reply)

wait, Richard McBeef is Monty?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 18:13, Reply)

UPDATE! I'M IN THE PUB.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:15, Reply)

Update! I'm back from the pub.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:23, Reply)

DOUBLE UPDATE! I HAVE ANOTHER PINT ON ORDER.
How are things? You still offering consultancy to the same parent company you were last time we spoke?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:33, Reply)

I'm consulting to a charity (for a fee not voluntarily). Everything else is a bit meh.
Yourself? How's Doris?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:39, Reply)

I'm good, the Doris is in the North.
The third sector is an interesting one, how long have you got on this or is it open ended?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:43, Reply)

Part time & limited.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:50, Reply)

Doesn't sound too encouraging.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:15, Reply)

I rested my eyes at half four.
And woke up 20 minutes ago. I feel a bit woozy now.
( wanderlust, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:21, Reply)

Gaz me your email address. Found a couple of photos of you & micro I thought you'd like to see.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:26, Reply)

done.

( wanderlust, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:29, Reply)

Sent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:36, Reply)

So did you snooze for 20 minutes or longer than that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:28, Reply)

Better go have a lie down if you feel woozy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:28, Reply)

Yeah I'm doing that now.

( wanderlust, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:30, Reply)

Top.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Alright krone,
I bought a CRX, the fancy electric folding roof didn't work so I got it for a bargain. Bit of a grease, fixed the earth, reset the ecu and BONGO! Folding hard top on the road.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:28, Reply)

Excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:33, Reply)

Yeah, and space for the dogs as it's a 2+
How are you batts?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:37, Reply)

Meh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:38, Reply)

Well.
Ok.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:39, Reply)

lesson learned here = people are know nothing pricks
I like those little cars. Sounds like somebody else's stupidity got you a bargain. Nice work!
( Kroney, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:34, Reply)

Have you been F5ing for 3 hours, waiting for a car comment you'd reply to?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:35, Reply)

...no

( Kroney, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:41, Reply)

Yeah, 500 quid.
It's an esi, so only 1.6 but the 2.0 vtec is for boy racers, I'm thinking a return to original for it as so many have been brutalised by commoners.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:36, Reply)

Calm down dear. I'd like to think I know a little, given my motoring history; racing TVR's etc.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:37, Reply)

Here was I thinking I'd made a general sweeping statement
When, in fact, I'd been making it all about you. Lesson learned. Soz.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:44, Reply)

also:
Beers soon
( Kroney, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:45, Reply)

Yes. Overdue. For which I apologise.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:48, Reply)

I am getting smashed in town. went to the ice bar on a whim. got cold.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:34, Reply)

I hope the ice was fresh. Don't want none of that frozen shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:36, Reply)

When I say 'frozen shit', I didn't mean bot-dogs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:37, Reply)

© Bob Monkhouse circa 1982.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:41, Reply)

Are we talking about your shoes again.
As stolen from George. Who I have been following for 'great lager'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:43, Reply)

Alright wankers?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:42, Reply)

alright DG

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:42, Reply)

Alright dozer.
How's the world of financial compliance?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:43, Reply)

ok ta
New firm.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:46, Reply)

Yeah, I saw. Hope it's going OK.
/topladbanter.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:47, Reply)

yeah, my boss is great
But the poor sod looks like Battered :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:48, Reply)

Beard, pointy hat, glowing complexion and a fishing rod?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:50, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:55, Reply)

Lucky chap.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:50, Reply)

Is 40 too old for a BMX?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 23:22, Reply)

No.
Get a Haro.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 23:27, Reply)

GET TO THE CHOPPER!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 23:32, Reply)

dunno lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 23:36, Reply)

Alright Emvee.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 8:22, Reply)