I have one of them.
What colour did you get?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:29, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

silver

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Mines red. So it goes faster.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:36, Reply)

that's true that is

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:37, Reply)

I hope you have many happy years of motoring ahead.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Thought you were going to buy a Focus?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:42, Reply)

I did, but three years before I bought the focus I bought a fiesta.
I still have the fiesta, as well as the focus. I own two cars. I'm very posh.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Oooh. Get you!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Nothing say elegant opulence like a ford focus estate.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:46, Reply)

strikethrough "very posh"
replace with infinite variety of words. settle for "a cunt".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:46, Reply)

I had a dream last night that we finally got together.
It was before I was married though, so splitting up with the mrs was a lot less hassle.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:47, Reply)

oh man
what were we doing? arguing about politics and throwing homegrown carrots at each other?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:48, Reply)

It was one of those really weird dreams that made sense at teh time but when you try and analyse it just seems absurd
There was some kind of alice in wonderland theme running through it and there was a tree house and some abandoned industrial buildings and I had trouble reversing my car.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:50, Reply)

so basically, we were living in gonz's new office

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:52, Reply)

And we totally did it, though we both seemed a little dissapointed and then I had to go and find the mrs and tell her
and then I think I was being shot at by someone.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:52, Reply)

you wouldn't have been disappointed, i'm fucking excellent
i suspect i may well have been reduced to one of the homegrown carrots after you left, however
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:54, Reply)