Well that's obviously fantastic news
I'll show you all the places of interest, and then we can have beer for the other 59 minutes of the hour.

Is this a work thing or are you calculating minimum safe distance from the missus?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:56, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Work, some prick wants to meet first thing and it's 4 hours from home

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Assuming work are paying
I recommend the Maid's Head. I've never actually stayed there myself for blindingly obvious reasons but it's a charming old building.

If you fancy a pint, let me know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)

honey, he's going to break your heart

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)

+anal hymen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Hahaha
You really think my anal hymen survived the 90s?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Ape's might have done
though boarding school says otherwise
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Is that why you eventually settled for Frog?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)

At least he's coming to see me
you terrible cocktease
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)