Stick your fingers down your throat for a chunder.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:28, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

if that doesn't work stick them up your arse first

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Delightful.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)

what????????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)

it's an old joke
A policeman on his nightly round looks downa dark alleyway and sees some movement in the dark, moving closer he sees two tramps, one on all fours with his trrousers down and the other vigourously fingering the first.

"what the hell are you doing?" the policeman exclaims

“Well frank here has drank too much meths and needs to be sick”

“well you’ll not make him sick like that” replies the appalled policeman

“no, but I will when I shove my fingers down his throat” says the tramp with a wink ;)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)

the smiley face at the end just makes it more offensive

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:46, Reply)