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and a banana yoghurt or an actual banana?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:46,
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I went home at lunch even though I wasn't hungry at all despite not having breakfast and I had a sandwichand then thought I was okay again so I had some crackers and a bit of easter egg and now I feel really sick and wish I hadn't had any food.
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Stick your fingers down your throat for a chunder. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:28,
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if that doesn't work stick them up your arse first(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:29,
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it's an old jokeA policeman on his nightly round looks downa dark alleyway and sees some movement in the dark, moving closer he sees two tramps, one on all fours with his trrousers down and the other vigourously fingering the first.
"what the hell are you doing?" the policeman exclaims
“Well frank here has drank too much meths and needs to be sick”
“well you’ll not make him sick like that” replies the appalled policeman
“no, but I will when I shove my fingers down his throat” says the tramp with a wink ;)
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:41,
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the smiley face at the end just makes it more offensive(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:46,
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this will still get more replies than dozer(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:35,
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Good effort on the spelling there(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:38,
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Have you visited the Strand?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:38,
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It feels as though we're part of something exciting here, doesn't it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:40,
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An internet chat thread without any chat.Delightfully meta. Perhaps some sort of satirical commentary on the ultimate futility of online debate?
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Kroney, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:45,
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hahahahamy friend is just going round the man utd museum - and spotted a photo of my dad with all the players! genius.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:41,
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I can't believe they published those "roasting shots"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:42,
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you're on the same level as the meatsnakefor shame, apey.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:44,
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you're on the same level as the apefor shame, meatsnake
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:43,
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"why don't you fuck off you dull whinging prick"(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:44,
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just untilthere a little meatsnake in all of us?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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Baked ape is thinking about MEATSNAKE's meatsnake(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:48,
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he wants to stroke it and see if it is smooth or scalyand to make it hiss
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:49,
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it dependsif i've been to the hairdresser, it gleams down to my shoulders like oiled mahogany silk. if i haven't, it looks like your granny's mound of magic
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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isn't there a little meatsnake in all of us?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:45,
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you'll have to stand on a stool if you want the kettle to hear you, mini-pot(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:46,
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I hailed you twice in the ears last year(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:46,
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I know, I hope I get the same for Xmas this year!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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Another Level fives" I wanna lick you up and down, till you say stop!"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:45,
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Cuz tonight apey I wanna get freaky with you(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:46,
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how long is a piece of string?do you want a van and a man, a hire van or an entire removal and packing service?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:44,
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I'm not expecting an accurate quote, but if you have an idea of a ballpark figure I'd be grateful.(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
2 men and a van large enough to move the contebnts of a three bed flat from London to Winchester cost £400seriously look on gumtree they all have costs and they are mainly the smae
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:49,
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I ain't going for no pikey man and van, I want a proper removal firm(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:52, Reply)
As long as you see proof of insurance you'll be fine. The cowboys don't bother with it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:54,
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Which when you consider the life expectancy in the wild west is pretty stupid(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:56,
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they were brilliant, conscientious, hard working and most importantly British (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:55,
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Which begs the question...If you loved them so much, why didn't you just fucking marry them?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:57,
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He just porked them in the van afterwardsit's why his mrs is always so sad.
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Depends on how far you're moving & the size of truck required. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:45,
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Gumtree had loads of small removals companies, ours weere excellent(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:46,
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pay for pickfords to do the lotlife's too short to be bubblewrapping plates
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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I'll do it for 100 quid, lunch and a blow job from your wife. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:04,
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Once again I'm being forced to work until 4.30,So I've downed tools and am having an orange. Take that "the man".
If my boss sees this, I'm totally still working and this is a joke.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:03,
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tell him with the healing properties of oranges you you fade into nothingness(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:04,
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You tell him. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:06,
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0181 811 8181(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:10,
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"hello?....yeah it's nakers. Nakers from the internet. NAKERS"click buzzzzzzzzzz
wanker
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:11,
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You've met him before then? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:14,
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You can talk. I hear George Clooney is marrying a lawyer from London . Does that mean Frog MEATSNAKE was the hunky Clooney all this time?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:14,
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He might have a house in Folkestone. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:16,
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im not from folkestone I just live there(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:19,
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Definitely got the smell of Folkestone on him(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:23,
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you look like you're from Jimmy "the beast"s favourite asylum(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:23,
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This is going pretty well(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:22,
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This thread had George Clooney in it. I thought as a Gay you'd love that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:23,
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Nah. Swap him for Tom Hardy or Ryan Phillippe and Im in!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:38,
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Technically I'm outside it, as I'm sat in the sunshine. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:32,
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Typical mincer. Any opportunity to dance. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:40,
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Get on with some work IT drone. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:45,
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Just a very high volume of really shitty work stuff.It's put me in a right old mood.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:49,
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that's not like you, normally you have such a relaxed and sunny disposition unbent by the follies of work(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:55,
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I don't know whether to kill myselfor kill as many other people as possible, first.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:04,
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Always option bDo you have access to your Basque friends' arsenal?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:05,
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Obviously.The problem is, all the people that need killing are scattered all over the country.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:07,
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Use your car. After all you won't be able to once you're dead. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:15,
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Christ there are two fat fucking common kids on the train in football tops and track suitsAnd I think one just farted
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:27,
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Serves you right for not travelling first class. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:32,
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One of the ghastly brutes was moaning to its mother about not being in first class(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:36,
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