I hope they go on longer and more frequently so I can continue being late for work.
I'm going to get a later train from home tomorrow and blame 'those bastard unions'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:52, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

But you're given ample warning of strikes to arrange other travel arrangements.
So you can't blame the unions. It's your laziness making you late. If you were dedicated to this company you'd make an effort to be on time. I'm emailing HR.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:03, Reply)

But the 05:58 is the earliest train! You know that!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:08, Reply)

You have a burd what lives in town.
You could stay at hers. In the spare room.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Chompy is in there tied to the bed surrounded by air freshners like the sloth dude from s7ven

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:11, Reply)

I would suffer worse travel disruption from there silly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:12, Reply)

It takes less time to travel to work from the arse end of Kent than it does from WestKen?
Bus? Bike? Taxi?

You know something? I don't think you actually want to go to work! What is wrong with you man?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:15, Reply)

I can walk from Kings Cross.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)

london fact: the more centrally you live, the longer it takes to get anywhere
because of fucking pleb people being in the way.

i really don't understand why the handwringers want to help people so much. people are AWFUL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)

london fact: it's shit.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)

scottish fact: you produced dozer
we win.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)

scottish english
dozer chompy
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Maybe we need to think about hiring a more geographically optimised team

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Maybe you should have considered that when employing me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:12, Reply)

You don't tell me my hiring policy, you're on thin ice meatsnake
Thin...


...ice
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:20, Reply)

youtu.be/Ft7-xEiwvJw
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Yeah, well I'm fucking bored here anyway, let's see you try and get rid of me and I'll pull out all my 'unfair dismissal' experience.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)

*accesses meatsnake's internet history*
* fires without warning or recompense*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)