I'm watching a program about
dissecting insects.

guys get 40% hotter when they say things like '...and this is my favourite insect, the mosquito'

what are your favourite insects
(that's a general question not just one for the captain)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:59, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

prolly ladybirds
bird boy
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:00, Reply)

I like ants
I had an ant farm as a kid*. They're fascinating to watch on a summer's day.

*They were a bugger to milk.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:04, Reply)

The Giraffe Bat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:09, Reply)

that's not a thing
surely
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:25, Reply)

Have you Googled it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:25, Reply)

no, i think ot'll be something nasty
I know you, fucker
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:26, Reply)

I didn't realise that 'best insect' was limited to the ones you've heard of.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:28, Reply)

i wasn't giving prizes
I just chickened out of googling it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:29, Reply)

Well this has gone well.
No wait, the other one. A waste of time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:30, Reply)

I googled. It's not even a thing

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:32, Reply)

Ha! IN YOUR FACE LOSER!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:33, Reply)

Proper lol

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:36, Reply)

What sort of fool thinks the 'Giraffe Bat' is a real insect.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:38, Reply)

was it meant to go
"what's a giraffe bat?"
"about 6 runs"

or something? I don't know about crickets, mind
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:39, Reply)

I dunno jef, I just don't know.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:40, Reply)

You never know!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:58, Reply)

Hahaha, nice one have a click

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:59, Reply)

Water Boatmen.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:23, Reply)

if you put washing up liquid in the water
water boatmen sink as it breaks up the surface tension
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:26, Reply)

But waterboatmen swim under water with a complicated system of air bubbles,
You're thinking of pond skimmers I think. But yeah, pond life is where I'm at.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:30, Reply)

BOAT LOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:38, Reply)

Boat lol.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:39, Reply)

Spiders are amazing. I don't think Arachnids are insects so will go with Ants.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:26, Reply)

in a war they would probably side with the insects
/bill bailey
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:26, Reply)

get that fucking thing out of my house
/My Mam
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:31, Reply)

Praying mantis because it reminds me to pray to Jesus
As I'm a hardcore christian
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:31, Reply)

a hardcore christian wouldn't need reminding

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:33, Reply)

That is exactly the sort of thing a non believer would say to try and move me away from my walk with The Lord

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:34, Reply)

I'll walk with your lord.
If you know what I mean.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:35, Reply)

I hope you mean you wish to accept Jesus as your lord and saviour

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:36, Reply)

No. The other thing.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:39, Reply)

Oh good, that was another test. You passed again.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:40, Reply)

Do you like pond life?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:40, Reply)

That's what my uncle calls my brother in law.
Yeah, he's alright.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:42, Reply)

Blessed be the peacemakers

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:34, Reply)

Leviticus 18:22 "Do not practice homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman. It is a detestable sin."

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Leviticus has some crazy shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:39, Reply)

Such as 'big bad and heavy' and 'burial' released on the Philly blunt label 'yer'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:41, Reply)

it says lie with another man doesn't it? Says nowt about gobjobs
and I wouldn't lie with a woman so im not doing owt wrong.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Yes, obviously that's from the new international version of the bible, I though King James might be a bit difficult for you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:46, Reply)

They can't just rewrite the gospel to suit your opinions!!!
oh, wait...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:47, Reply)