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Right then gayersIt's Tuesday night, a bit of a nothing day. What antics will our B3tan horde be getting up to this evening? I'll be doing 3/8 of fuck all while drinking tea and trying to decide what to cook.
Alt? How much do you care about the tube strike? Didn't affect me as I don't go to the place so, 'not at all' would be my vote.
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Tuesday night is new Rupaul's Drag RaceIm also cooking yet another thai yellow curry. It's definitely my new favourite.
alt. Not really. I like to see how masses cope to minor disruptions for the lols though.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:17,
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Not tried Thai yellow curryI cook a mean Thai prawn and lime red curry - nomtastic. I'd cook it tonight but I can't be arsed, I don't have prawns or lime and no thai red curry paste - other than that, I'm all set!
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I don't do it properly.thai spices in coconut milk with a tablespoon or so of curry paste. Nice.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:39,
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eating, telly, sleepingAlt: had to walk more and got home an hour later but hasn't and won't change my stance that the tube needs modernisation, and although today and tomorrow have and will be inconvenient it wont change minds.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:34,
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I've no plans, Cap'nMight drink a beer, maybe smoke a joint.
Almost certainly wash up and make some sandwiches.
Alt: I hope the RMT union get all their demands met.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:39,
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alright pdRemind me to look when I'm posting from a computer tomorrow
Sleaford Mods?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:49,
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the great thing about the tube strikeis it affects londoners and the rest of us don't give a shit. This last always surprises londoners
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:50,
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I'm watching a program aboutdissecting insects.
guys get 40% hotter when they say things like '...and this is my favourite insect, the mosquito'
what are your favourite insects
(that's a general question not just one for the captain)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:59,
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I like antsI had an ant farm as a kid*. They're fascinating to watch on a summer's day.
*They were a bugger to milk.
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that's not a thingsurely
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:25,
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no, i think ot'll be something nastyI know you, fucker
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:26,
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I didn't realise that 'best insect' was limited to the ones you've heard of.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:28,
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i wasn't giving prizesI just chickened out of googling it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:29,
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Well this has gone well.No wait, the other one. A waste of time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:30,
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Proper lol(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:36,
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What sort of fool thinks the 'Giraffe Bat' is a real insect.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:38,
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was it meant to go"what's a giraffe bat?"
"about 6 runs"
or something? I don't know about crickets, mind
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:39,
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I dunno jef, I just don't know. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:40,
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Hahaha, nice one have a click(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:59,
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Water Boatmen. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:23,
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if you put washing up liquid in the waterwater boatmen sink as it breaks up the surface tension
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:26,
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But waterboatmen swim under water with a complicated system of air bubbles, You're thinking of pond skimmers I think. But yeah, pond life is where I'm at.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:30,
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Boat lol. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:39,
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Spiders are amazing. I don't think Arachnids are insects so will go with Ants.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:26,
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in a war they would probably side with the insects/bill bailey
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:26,
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get that fucking thing out of my house/My Mam
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:31,
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Praying mantis because it reminds me to pray to Jesus As I'm a hardcore christian
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:31,
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a hardcore christian wouldn't need reminding(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:33,
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That is exactly the sort of thing a non believer would say to try and move me away from my walk with The Lord (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:34,
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I'll walk with your lord. If you know what I mean.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:35,
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I hope you mean you wish to accept Jesus as your lord and saviour (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:36,
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No. The other thing. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:39,
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Oh good, that was another test. You passed again. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:40,
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Do you like pond life? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:40,
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That's what my uncle calls my brother in law.Yeah, he's alright.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:42,
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Leviticus 18:22 "Do not practice homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman. It is a detestable sin." (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:35,
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Such as 'big bad and heavy' and 'burial' released on the Philly blunt label 'yer'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:41,
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it says lie with another man doesn't it? Says nowt about gobjobsand I wouldn't lie with a woman so im not doing owt wrong.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:44,
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Yes, obviously that's from the new international version of the bible, I though King James might be a bit difficult for you(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:46,
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They can't just rewrite the gospel to suit your opinions!!!oh, wait...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:47,
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Eating fish, chilling out. Alt: not at all, apart from all the whinging.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:22,
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this guy has a bee on a string!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:37,
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and there's a robot bee!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:37,
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why would anyone?Poor bee is taken from it's colony and confused
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:48,
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but she had a glitter splint on her wingand was carrying a strong of beads. beeeeeds
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:53,
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I'll tell you the best type of bee'sBou bees
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:01,
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Greg Wallace is on Who do you think ayou are. One of his relatives was categorized in a Victorian census as an "imbecile".
Genetics - you can't fight 'em.
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Greg Wallace is a potato headed prick. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:41,
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when people dislike someone one tellyI always wonder - why not just turn off the fucking telly, like the Why Don't You gang suggested back in the 80s?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:03,
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Because they put themselves up there to be knocked down. Just keeping my side of the bargain.
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Has anyone said YM yet? if not then that.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:51,
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pffffffft...they really are slow tonight(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:12,
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Yer. Rocking some shit decks. Innit bruv. Want to hear about the windmill I can nearly see from my prefab? Yer. Alright. Yer. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:20,
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Word up SC(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:12,
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damn rightStraight outta freezer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:33,
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^ this guy knows how to do Tuesday night(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:44,
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Tuesdays are the new Friday(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:50,
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I've got an interview tomorrow :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:53,
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*under caution as part of Operation Yewtree.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:19,
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I was going to drop that one myselfor scared I may fluff up my lines
"Do you want fries with that" or "Do you want to go large for an extra 40 pence"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:27,
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