I cannot think of many worse things than some cunt trying to start a conversation with me on the tube.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:18, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

She could be your future wife

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:19, Reply)

I will never get married again. Once was more than enough.
Bitchtits was trying to be friendly this morning. She's after something.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Anyone who marries for a second time didn't deserve to get rid of the first one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:24, Reply)

I'll tell Mrs Cow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:26, Reply)

I can think of plenty
- The cunt in question being James Corden
- James Corden starting said conversation with the intention of raping you
- Someone else filming said rape on their phone
- Subsequent video only getting 1 star on YouTube
- Your Mum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:21, Reply)

hahaha!
Early call for POTD
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:22, Reply)

This will give me nightmares for a month.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:23, Reply)

That's an awfully specific timeframe

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:25, Reply)

he has dinner with James Corden on May 30th

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:40, Reply)