In news related to this I have decided to have a vasectomy. Trufax.
Only ever wanted one child; a girl. Which I have.

I'm 41 in a few weeks. The idea of becoming a father again doesn't appeal. So 'Off with their heads!'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:53, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Can your hand get pregnant?
(Well, someone was going to say it).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:56, Reply)

Well the minor chance of that is another reason.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:57, Reply)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:58, Reply)

You were not asked for an opinion.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:00, Reply)

Get a tap fitted instead.
So you can, you know, turn it on and off. Retain the function and still be able to relieve the buildup occasionally.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:59, Reply)

Swimmers not the sea. The tide will still flow in & out.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:00, Reply)

Never really studied this sort of thing before, you learn something new every day

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:02, Reply)

I would imagine Channel 4 will be screen Battereds op and showing in on the telly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:05, Reply)

They will need a big screen!!!!!11111!!!1111!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:07, Reply)

So it's not a 5 minute short then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:08, Reply)

Get fucked. Yer. Alright. Yer. Alright.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:11, Reply)

Hay now, sometimes a 5 minute short is better than a 2 hour full feature.
Especially on a week day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:15, Reply)

I origionally said 'school night', but thought better of it.
And then did anyway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:15, Reply)