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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In fact I didn't have breakfast at all, on account of having been sat on the bog for two solid* days with a bad case of volcanus.
*Not solid at all. I wish for solid. I'd murder my gran for solid.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:20, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Letting it drip in one end and straight out the other. At this point I'm just one long, rusty pipe with horrifying stomach cramps.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:25, Reply)

and am yet to erupt. I can only assume it's in the post.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Is your condition self-inflicted or has your poorly tummy got a nasty bug?
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Too nasty and prolonged for simple poisoning.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Nasty bastards. Maybe liquify a naga and stick it in your smoothie, that'll get you flushed
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:43, Reply)
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