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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Which tv ads really piss you off ,apart frpm all of them?That travel insurance one, 'I'm going away with the girls'is cycling annoying. Also the buy one get one free cunt Actually, just mark that all add.
Good breakfast?
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"If you haven't got an iPhone, then - well - you haven't got an iPhone."(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:48,
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Those 'My name is Brian' Confused.com advertsFucksake I just want to kill someone when I hear that.
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Do you post using a fucking enigma machine?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:02,
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They're used to generate music at around 5am in a rave at a farm in the early 00'sI think. My memories of such occasions are hazy at best
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Yeah, all of themI actually sit screaming at the telly like a crazy person during ad breaks.
The worst are undoubtedly those fucking EE Kevin Bacon adverts. They're so bad they've ruined every film he's in for me. Although in one respect they're quite clever, as the quality of the adverts accurately reflects the quality of the service they provide.
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One of my first pics on here was a vibrating Tremors poster(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:40,
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Them fucking Wonga cunts.I could harpoon those old bints and they're not even real people.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 May 2014, 11:19,
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I like the guitar advert one though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:19,
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oh god that "you're so money supermarket"no i'm not. i'd rather spunk the extra £100 than be "money supermarket", you annoying cunt.
the secret escapes woman needs to be shot in the cunt and then nailed to a cross at dawn. "even the best hotels don't want empty rooms. go! GO!"
but worst of them all is that ginger bitch on the wowcha advert, spearing her sushi. so smug. so awful. so needs to die horribly in a slow painful incident involving her nipples and dozer's facial piercings and a lot of blood poisoning. and if it takes him with it as collateral damage, well, so much the better.
if lemmy learns to say "wowcha" from the television being on for him all day, i'll feed him to a passing gru.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:20,
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I follow the secret escapes woman on twitter cos she makes my pee pee stick heil hitler(, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:25, Reply)
No, I did not have a good breakfast.In fact I didn't have breakfast at all, on account of having been sat on the bog for two solid* days with a bad case of volcanus.
*Not solid at all. I wish for solid. I'd murder my gran for solid.
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Kroney, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:20,
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Excellent work with volcanus(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:22,
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Top tip: Eat Polyfilla straight from the box.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 May 2014, 11:23,
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Fills in the cracks, dunt it?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:24,
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Yer and absorbs fifty times its own weight in enteritis.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 May 2014, 11:25,
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I'm sitting on the can with a pint of smoothie Letting it drip in one end and straight out the other. At this point I'm just one long, rusty pipe with horrifying stomach cramps.
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Kroney, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:25,
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Good opportunity for some internal HDR photos(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 May 2014, 11:26,
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I cooked with two scotch bonnets (it was MASSIVE, I've got some for lunch) on Sunday and am yet to erupt. I can only assume it's in the post.
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Why not, it's got to be better than workIs your condition self-inflicted or has your poorly tummy got a nasty bug?
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literally no idea. I assume it's a bug. Too nasty and prolonged for simple poisoning.
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Kroney, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:42,
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You have my sympathiesNasty bastards. Maybe liquify a naga and stick it in your smoothie, that'll get you flushed
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"Wowcher!"Get fucked you bunch of vapid cunts, fucking hate that one.
No breakfast, but just made up for it with a sausage & bacon bap for lunch.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:34,
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Hello mateWe won't talk football. Was Extreme Rules any good? Planning to download it when I get home
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No, I think we should talk footballLike how having the ability to stick a pigskin between some wood overrides cannibalistic tendencies and stinking racism. Oh yes, lets all get to our feet for the neanderthal, what a fucking achievement by a cunt.
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My only current opinion on the man in questionis that I hope someone comprehensively shatters his leg on Saturday. He can recover by the end of July if he wants, but not before.
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I just think football is blind to traits that would (under normal circumstances) put a cunt in jail but instead choose to put a laurel on their headWell done on being a cunt of a human being but whoah you sure can swing those legs well
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Aye, absolutely, some of the incidents this season have been ridiculousThe Fellaini elbow not leading to a 3 match ban (at least) is beyond me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:04,
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Aye, a pretty good PPVI have no issue talking football. If you'd offered 4th at the start of the season, I'd have torn your arm off. Instead we're 1st, with one game to play. Yes, I'm a bit fucked off that we've probably not won the title, but worse things happen. Still, the City fans I work with are being far more humble than the Mancs, whose shit-flinging stopped when I pointed out that (by their own logic) they're just a mid-table team.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:54,
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I hate that Colmans one where the mans daughter is thick of abuse and all he does is make her a shepherds pie to keep her mouth shut.Satsuma loan gets on my tits too for ruining that Heart song.
Snoop Dogg on Money Supermarket?!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:56,
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