I'm getting a cat.
She's lovely. The RSPCA lady had no qualms about a hamster and a cat in the same house.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:34, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What is it called?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:36, Reply)

why do you want to know?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Woah just asking mr defensive don't worry i'm not that interested

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Danny John Jules
'Stay about from my binman' etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)

You'll have to forgive the autism for not being able to handle normal conversational questions

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)

that'll teach me to try and 'interact' with my fellow forum users

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:45, Reply)

"mrs dozer"
at least he's finally getting some pussy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)

mangy old charity pussy no one wants anymore

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:46, Reply)

sigh
tenner says he makes a lolarious joke about this being about me...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)

I thought I just did

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Trouble is you never know what kind of house they have come from
some wannabe hard nut may have abused it. Its not really worth the risk getting a rescue cat as you never know when it might snap and kill a 5 year old.
( Peej, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:47, Reply)

...except the RSPCA told me the precise circumstances of where she came from and why the previous owners gave her up

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:50, Reply)

but she is fucking dangerous, you can see it in her eye

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)

I think dangerous cat breeds should be banned.
They say "Blame the owner not the cat" but that not really a comfort to the parents who have just witnessed a cat ripping their newborn baby's legs off.
( Peej, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)

cats should be shot at birth, just like the gays

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)

They shoot gays at birth?
How did Jason slip through the net? Can we report him to the authorities?
( Peej, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:05, Reply)

I masqueraded as "straight" until my mid-teens
It's how we survive
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:32, Reply)

No-one was fooled though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:35, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMIhL63KPxw
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Make sure that cage is well secure!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:48, Reply)

yeah Grace will be moving room.
And the cat won't be left alone with her.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Good lad.
I love cats. I used to hate them before having one and understanding them.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)

I love cats too, maybe we should get together xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Cor!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:00, Reply)

yer innit
Alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)