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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My fucking gonzed up guts
Four days of misery.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:45, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Aren't you dead yet?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:47, Reply)
barely hanging on, glansman.
It's like a muddy windsock down there
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Why are you always ill?
Why, why, why?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:47, Reply)
I'm never ill, this is unheard of

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Get yourself on OKCupid.
You'll be balls-deep in scat-fans by the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Wait what happened to his almost jail-bait office girl?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:51, Reply)
How the fuck would I know, you ex-fucking nig-nog.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:51, Reply)
Clicking this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:52, Reply)
you calling me Micheal Jackson?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2277142
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Edgy.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:47, Reply)
I hope you don't die.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 May 2014, 21:50, Reply)
The irony of course
is that Gonz is doing very well these days, and is currently eating microwaved scallops.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Good for him
Bad for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Proper lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 May 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Probably washed down with 2L of energy drinks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:55, Reply)
He's cast a curse on me
I'm his Dorian Gray painting :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:57, Reply)
In which case, I hope you have to have a bowel transplant so Gonz can be free forever.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:59, Reply)
Not sure I'd wish that on anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:00, Reply)
How many pringle tubes have you filled?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:02, Reply)
if you see any left in North London
Buy them up. They'll be collector's items.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Once you plop...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:07, Reply)
If you read it as a Vowel transplant, it would make more sense

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:02, Reply)
a 'tronsplont'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:03, Reply)
You can say what yo like about him but at least he's consonant

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:07, Reply)
he's a dyslexic internet Jew

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:07, Reply)
and a grass

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:09, Reply)
a what now?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:09, Reply)
A snitch
betrayer, canary, deep throat, fink, informant, nark, rat, rat fink, snitcher, squealer, stoolie, stool pigeon, talebearer, tattler, tattletale, telltale, whistle-blower
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:18, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2277212
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:26, Reply)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:29, Reply)
and a gentleman, scholar and acrobat.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:29, Reply)
You forgot cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:29, Reply)
He's the rinky-dink cunter, the rinky-dink cunter....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:32, Reply)
:( pink panther earworm

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:32, Reply)
Who is also incontinent because he fries loads of shit food concoctions that he washes down with drinks that make his remaining guts disfunction even more than they otherwise would.
Oh, he also sends gazzes to female posters asking to blow cocaine up their arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:09, Reply)
I did think that him and our Milton Keynes ex-poster had a lot in common

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:11, Reply)
like a string of sex offences and BO

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:11, Reply)
Who's the bigger sex offender by proxy, Gonzy or Chimpo?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:11, Reply)
Gonz. No doubt. What I have been told IRL about some of the stuff he contacts people about is really quite sinister.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:13, Reply)
snigger

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:14, Reply)
Oi :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:16, Reply)
Fuck off you black cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:16, Reply)
TWTJ

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:21, Reply)
get fucked, shitskin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:17, Reply)
I'm not sure why you've replied to yourself there.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:20, Reply)
nor am I, it was meant for Hartley Hare.
How queer!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:21, Reply)
But it was what we were all thinking, just saying

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:24, Reply)
Well that's only half a story, and I'm bored.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:15, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:16, Reply)
I might start cooking my nasi goreng.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:16, Reply)
I'm all ears.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:17, Reply)
+ piercings

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:18, Reply)
and outsized feet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:18, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:18, Reply)

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