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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Typical McBeef with his shit thread.
List out everything else that's wrong around here. Vent.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:22, 227 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Yeah? Well you start a better one then.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:24, Reply)
That'll never happen.
How are the wedding plans? Are the gay dogs going to attend & wear pink bows?
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:26, Reply)
I've got the boy one a suit and girl one big fat gypsy style bridesmaid dresses.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:31, Reply)
#stayclassy

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:33, Reply)
In all honesty, it's all on hold for a bit.
Gonna enjoy this year and take a decent holiday and stuff and then do next year.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:39, Reply)
Very good idea.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:40, Reply)
oh god have we got a whole year of you going on and on about your bloody wedding? honestly its all you ever talk about

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Nope.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Maybe.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Better that than talking about a budgie.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:43, Reply)
I miss Frank.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:44, Reply)
You're probably the only one who does.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:50, Reply)
*starts online petition because ignore doesn't go far enough*

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:57, Reply)
Yer. Innit. Yer.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Sadly no respite from your car crash personal life

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:44, Reply)
How's the homebrew coming along?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:49, Reply)
standard upset response^^^^

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:55, Reply)
Yer. Innit. Yer.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:57, Reply)
You better come, and the dress code is mid 90s trance.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:44, Reply)
only if I can wear a zoot suit. these are my terms.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:45, Reply)
I'm wearing one, so I can't in good conscience say no.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:46, Reply)
man, we are going to look superfly

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:47, Reply)
We should probably figure out some sort of big dance number for our entrance.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:49, Reply)
im thinking morris day and the time woild be an ideal soundtrack

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:52, Reply)
A maypole at the reception!

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:53, Reply)
What about Morris minor and the majors.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:54, Reply)
now you're just being silly

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Who's wedding is it?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:57, Reply)
*sigh*
Yours.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:59, Reply)
Ideal clothing for some mini mooching

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:50, Reply)
Silly Weepee that's Frog not Dozer

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:45, Reply)
your face
Yer.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Alright Tim Stilton. Yer. Innit. Yer.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:26, Reply)
oui

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:27, Reply)
non

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:28, Reply)
1. Nakers
2. ...I'll get back to you.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:26, Reply)
im retracting my answer. I thought you were Nakers

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:53, Reply)
not enough pynchonesque narrative playfulness, thats my main gripe

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:27, Reply)
hi!

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:28, Reply)
HIYA!!!!!!

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:28, Reply)
coo ee babes!!!

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:29, Reply)

nch th
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:28, Reply)
^^

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:29, Reply)
Which is actually surprisingly easy apparently.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:29, Reply)
im more suited to pynchon off a length

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:31, Reply)
YM loves my length.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:37, Reply)
dead posters not staying dead

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:30, Reply)
Terrible bullying of Darth Cumshot.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:32, Reply)
Y'ellow
Easy one to answer, my not taking part in the daytime.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:30, Reply)
shit off, coon

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:31, Reply)
I can only surmise that grace is not quite as snug a fit she used to be
and that you are now looking to buy a racoon?
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:32, Reply)
innit bruvvah

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:41, Reply)
Fe real blood ya gets me

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:42, Reply)
I just had to turn down a decent gig :(

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Who was playing?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:44, Reply)
me you prick

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:45, Reply)
Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet there mate.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:47, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2277116
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:48, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2277127
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Wow someone got out of the bio-degradable and ethical sourced bed this morning

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:53, Reply)
+ on the wrong ley-line.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Just need to get my chakras sorted man, I'll be ok

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:00, Reply)
^ refuses to confuse them, with mountains.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:01, Reply)
Good point, I haven't seen us, but I've heard we're terrible

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:48, Reply)
haha

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:46, Reply)
You can shut up an' all

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Kids or wife?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Oh they wouldn't stop me
Stupid bandmate is out of the country
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:46, Reply)
sensible man by the sound of things, I hear the yurtsmiths have a gig around that time

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:49, Reply)
This could've been your opportunity to see them

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:51, Reply)
really? I would actually come and see you play and not in a 'meeting dozer' way

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:53, Reply)
His gorgeous flowing locks would cause Swipe to fall for him instead of you.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:58, Reply)
as if she would go, unless the yurts have added hi-NRG europop or songs from the shows into their set list

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:01, Reply)
We've lightened the mood of the set a little
There's not nearly as much death as in previous sets.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:07, Reply)
Fire him.
I'll play instead.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:50, Reply)
ok

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:51, Reply)
Excellent, what instruments do I need to bring.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:52, Reply)
A hurdy gurdy, a yurty gurty, and a hippy dippy.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Close

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:58, Reply)
You should try doing your stuff with some of them, see how it affects the vibe

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:01, Reply)
I would genuinely like a hurdy gurdy

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:03, Reply)
Shruti box, tape loops and a guitar
You're singing as well
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:58, Reply)
Excellent.
Is it cool if I just jam it?
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Of course
I'll be stoned off my gourd anyway
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:02, Reply)
It smells a bit.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:43, Reply)
When are you heading up to civilisation again?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Not sure, fairly free now the footy season has ended.
I did say to McBeef a while back that it had been a while.

We'll have to find some convenient dates and then plan liver damage accordingly.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:46, Reply)
Yer.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Let me know how the next couple of months are shaping up.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:49, Reply)
For me it's simply a question of which weekends I have micro & which not.
I'll wait for some suggestions.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:51, Reply)
Is it not every other weekend, or is it a more flexible than that?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:52, Reply)
It is every other one, I'd rather not have to ask to switch at the moment - it gives bitchtits yet another excuse for grief.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:54, Reply)
In which case, let me know what weekend you've next got Micro, and I'll do the maths.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:55, Reply)
This weekend.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:07, Reply)
Right - I'll work something out.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:10, Reply)
My fucking gonzed up guts
Four days of misery.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:45, Reply)
Aren't you dead yet?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:47, Reply)
barely hanging on, glansman.
It's like a muddy windsock down there
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Why are you always ill?
Why, why, why?
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:47, Reply)
I'm never ill, this is unheard of

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Get yourself on OKCupid.
You'll be balls-deep in scat-fans by the weekend.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Wait what happened to his almost jail-bait office girl?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:51, Reply)
How the fuck would I know, you ex-fucking nig-nog.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:51, Reply)
Clicking this.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:52, Reply)
you calling me Micheal Jackson?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2277142
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Edgy.

(, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:47, Reply)
I hope you don't die.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:50, Reply)
The irony of course
is that Gonz is doing very well these days, and is currently eating microwaved scallops.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Good for him
Bad for me.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Proper lol.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Probably washed down with 2L of energy drinks.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:55, Reply)
He's cast a curse on me
I'm his Dorian Gray painting :(
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:57, Reply)
In which case, I hope you have to have a bowel transplant so Gonz can be free forever.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:59, Reply)
Not sure I'd wish that on anyone.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:00, Reply)
How many pringle tubes have you filled?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:02, Reply)
if you see any left in North London
Buy them up. They'll be collector's items.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Once you plop...

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:07, Reply)
If you read it as a Vowel transplant, it would make more sense

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:02, Reply)
a 'tronsplont'?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:03, Reply)
You can say what yo like about him but at least he's consonant

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:07, Reply)
he's a dyslexic internet Jew

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:07, Reply)
and a grass

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:09, Reply)
a what now?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:09, Reply)
A snitch
betrayer, canary, deep throat, fink, informant, nark, rat, rat fink, snitcher, squealer, stoolie, stool pigeon, talebearer, tattler, tattletale, telltale, whistle-blower
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:18, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2277212
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:26, Reply)
yer

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:29, Reply)
and a gentleman, scholar and acrobat.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:29, Reply)
You forgot cunt.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:29, Reply)
He's the rinky-dink cunter, the rinky-dink cunter....

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:32, Reply)
:( pink panther earworm

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:32, Reply)
Who is also incontinent because he fries loads of shit food concoctions that he washes down with drinks that make his remaining guts disfunction even more than they otherwise would.
Oh, he also sends gazzes to female posters asking to blow cocaine up their arse.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:09, Reply)
I did think that him and our Milton Keynes ex-poster had a lot in common

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:11, Reply)
like a string of sex offences and BO

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:11, Reply)
Who's the bigger sex offender by proxy, Gonzy or Chimpo?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:11, Reply)
Gonz. No doubt. What I have been told IRL about some of the stuff he contacts people about is really quite sinister.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:13, Reply)
snigger

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:14, Reply)
Oi :(

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:16, Reply)
Fuck off you black cunt.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:16, Reply)
TWTJ

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:21, Reply)
get fucked, shitskin

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:17, Reply)
I'm not sure why you've replied to yourself there.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:20, Reply)
nor am I, it was meant for Hartley Hare.
How queer!
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:21, Reply)
But it was what we were all thinking, just saying

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:24, Reply)
Well that's only half a story, and I'm bored.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:15, Reply)
^

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:16, Reply)
I might start cooking my nasi goreng.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:16, Reply)
I'm all ears.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:17, Reply)
+ piercings

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:18, Reply)
and outsized feet

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:18, Reply)
haha

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:18, Reply)
Documentary about Rolls Royce on at the moment. Pretty good.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:30, Reply)
I saw one a while ago, it focused on bespoke detailing, think it was Channel 4.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:31, Reply)
That's the one. Being repeated on more4.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:32, Reply)
It was interesting, but it would have been nice to know the prices of some of them.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:34, Reply)
ohhh man I loved it when they did "Car Wash"

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:34, Reply)
FUCK

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:34, Reply)
haaha, to slow daddyo

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:34, Reply)
gonna kill myself now, brb

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:35, Reply)
Best you delete your account first, OK?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:38, Reply)
CAR WASH YEAH

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:34, Reply)
Wishing on a MARR

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:38, Reply)
This nasi goreng is the best thing I have cooked this year.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:38, Reply)
hermann rice

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:42, Reply)
Mien Korma

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:48, Reply)
You're like a German Boy-George.
But a sambo one.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:50, Reply)
well really, your not buying into this shit meme that Battereds trying to stick on me, are you?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:51, Reply)
It isn't a meme.
Sooty.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:53, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:54, Reply)
Ello der mon.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:54, Reply)

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