The woman thought it would be funny to torture me
by putting Eurovision on. She found my stony expression of extreme disdain amusing. Luckily I had eaten a quarter tub of ice cream earlier that day so spent most of the evening in the bathroom crying to myself.
( Kroney, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:41, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

sounds preferable

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

I have antibiotics!
Ok, they're going to be much like the US in ww2 in that they came along when the outcome had already been decided and stole a the glory for what was really am exercise in time saving, but they're still welcome! The disease was ultimately beaten by the Red Army of my ruined, raw ringer.
( Kroney, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

so what do you actually have?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:48, Reply)

goatseitis

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:52, Reply)

A battleground of bacteriological warfare

( Kroney, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Welcome to the "Dependent on meds to stop pitiful weeping" club

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:57, Reply)

He's just shoving the pills up his arse to stem the flow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:58, Reply)

It'll be like loading a cannon
Or sticking a ping-pong ball up a Thai girl
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:59, Reply)