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Morning tv is officially shite, Matthew Wright show with some woman. I think we have Kyle later. Whatannoys you on the box?(, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:27, 198 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Don't watch it then, you prick(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:33,
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It's too late for that now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:38,
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I love the idea of you sat out in the drizzle, cross legged and armed sulkingwhile all the other are in the warm enjoying a nice Quinoa and mung bean casserole.
"NO, mini doctors you cannot go inside in the warm...BECAUSE IT'S THE PRINCIPLE"!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:39,
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"i cant manage a few days without nyommy bacomz"(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:41,
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Sitting next to some furious guy, ranting about windows (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:41,
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little did he know that his mums would see his television advert "you buy ONE you get ONE free, I SAID, you buy one..."and actually plaster their homo house in upvc monstrosities
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:45,
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The parents of one of my friends used to have a doormat at their back door which bore the legend "Back door guests are best"Always used to make me snicker.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:55,
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Well, she refuses meat in the house on a similar stupid principle.I'd invite her over and make her eat carrot sticks in the driveway because nothing improves familial relations more than petty revenge over stupid matters.
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Kroney, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:43,
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^The only thing I detest more is boring pricks talking about tv programmes
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:39,
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I don't even own an television.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:41,
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yer, the vast majority of itsoaps, "reality" tv which is anything but, house and cookery progs, depressing news 24/7, imported crap of the same stuff from the US, etc.
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have you been watching 'The Plantagenets'?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:39,
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I'm now watching "The olden days" and "East Indai Company the birth of an Empire"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:40,
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"officially"?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:39,
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your threads are fucking dismal m8I'd rather have chimpy back than have your drivel at the top of the page.
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The woman thought it would be funny to torture me by putting Eurovision on. She found my stony expression of extreme disdain amusing. Luckily I had eaten a quarter tub of ice cream earlier that day so spent most of the evening in the bathroom crying to myself.
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Kroney, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:41,
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I have antibiotics! Ok, they're going to be much like the US in ww2 in that they came along when the outcome had already been decided and stole a the glory for what was really am exercise in time saving, but they're still welcome! The disease was ultimately beaten by the Red Army of my ruined, raw ringer.
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Kroney, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:46,
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He's just shoving the pills up his arse to stem the flow(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:58,
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It'll be like loading a cannonOr sticking a ping-pong ball up a Thai girl
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Ice cream was mentioned earlier, that's my dessert tonight, for sure. I' m taking us out for dinner, should be fun(, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:51, Reply)
I made some stem ginger ice cream last yearIt was fucking sensational!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:52,
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This is truealthough I was thinking about making some
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:57,
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You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:56,
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Sounds nice, I've never made it before. I had some nice ones in the States, choc chip cookie was sensational. massive portions too.(, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:54, Reply)
Did you say you were in Aberdeen at the mo? If so: - www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g186487-d1953643-r202449390-Tropeiro_Aberdeen-Aberdeen_Aberdeenshire_Scotland.html
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Muns, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:55,
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I've been to bem Brazil before. similar stuff, absolutely meated out.(, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)
I was off for seven months last year & thisAnd didn't watch daytime TV once. Because, despite being a diagnosed headwrong, I'm not a fucking idiot.
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7 months off, that must have been brilliant!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:59,
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Cordially traded anecdotes?Bought each other a pint?
Discussed the England top order for this summer's tests?
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i tickled it and it cooed at meit was about the same size as my 3 yr old daughter
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:10,
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I posted this yesterday too!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:08,
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Owls are supposed to be intelligent and yet the collective noun for them is a Parliament (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:11,
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That's because they are funky(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:16,
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I shall never wash this dress(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:21,
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Unless you waste it all curled up in a ball being sad(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:01,
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I'd have wanked it to a bloody stump(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:02,
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Yeah, I thought it a bit difficult to decipher as I posted it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:10,
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this guy knows how to take seven months offdo I win a prize?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:21,
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7 months off workbut you have to spend it in cupboard crying
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:22,
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I've just had my fourth dump of the morning. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:02,
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I had this issue on return from Tenerife for about 5 daysI lost 8lbs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:03,
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It wasn't runny thoughJust pure baby arm
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:07,
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They've all been solid, I just ate tonnes of food yesterday. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:07,
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Just as well you split the visits, or you'd be 5ft off the ground by now(, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:09, Reply)
I stopped for a piss at a semi permanent porta loo in the middle of the Canadian Rockies as I pissed my eyesight adjusted to the dark and i could see down into the 20ft pit below, in the middle was a 15ft frozen stalagmite of shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:13,
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I don't think he'll ever manage a 15' shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:22,
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Terrible bullying of stunned. Edit: piss.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:24,
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^ oversharer ^clue: nobody gives a shit about somebody else's shit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:20,
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ginger mess sounds like a twist on an eaton mess(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:21,
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ginger is not a good flavourwhat does it not ruin? even ginger biscuits are the last ones you'd choose in a biscuit barrel.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:23,
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I don't think you've ever been so wrong about food.Ginger is possibly the best flavour
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:28,
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Yet you didn't invite me round :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:41,
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Try galangalIt'll kick fuck out of normal ginger
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:43,
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Indian food, Oriental food, ginger beer, ginger cake, ginger biscuits, Ginger Baker, powdered ginger sprinkled over honeydew melons, etc.I fucking love a bit of ginger.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:41,
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Ginger on melon = ACE. As is a splash of port.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:42,
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Yer, he was a good drummer though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:57,
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Stem Ginger is what grannies eat because they didn't invent decent sweets back in their day.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:34,
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and yet we all know about your bedroom exploits...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:21,
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did you know that frog calls out your name at the vinegars?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:23,
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HIs name isn't Ben Tspastic?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:28,
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I just had a giggle at"Cyclic adenosine monophosphate (cAMP) promotes relaxation of smooth muscle in the colon..."
it's camp and it relaxes your arse haha
(actually it's why coffee makes you want a dump)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:40,
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morning tv and morning radio suck gigantic sweaty hairy donkey ballsi managed to find some top 20 countdown radio show to leave on for the budgie, i felt sorry for it. but better than it being subjected to the inane drivel that producers seem to think people want to hear in the morning.
i hate reality tv and i hate morning shows and i hate anything to do with space.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:22,
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it's tedioustedious people talking. morning is not the time for talking. newsnight and question time, these are good times for talking.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:23,
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Question time has become a jokefarage has been on 15 times in the last year or so, but UKIP have NO MPS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:24,
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I think he should team up with Ray Mears and do a food programmeFarage Forages
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:27,
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What continues to astound meis that people let him just talk and talk without ever pinning him down on the fact that aside from "EUROPE BAD" they don't have any policies.
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i got one of their leaflets through last nightdemanding that we stop immigration. i just realised i left it on the kitchen table. i hope my cleaner doesn't take offence :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:34,
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i also left my mobile phone bill, bank statement and an invitation to a christening therewhat does that make me?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:38,
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All this bonk talk is making me think of this:youtu.be/87NHueHBHwY
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:00,
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I tried to upload a screen cap of him staring at the camerabut b3tards isn't working.
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no you wouldn'tyou'd love it, you dirty animal
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:03,
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I'd be all like "Get off my, the stubble is making my forehead hurt"(, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:08,
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yesbut that's not the haircut, really, is it? really??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:14,
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Nah, there's usually an episode of Columbo on somewhere at any given time of the dayI could quite happily sit all day watching 70s and 80s detective shows, guest starring people like Ricardo Montalban and Larry Hagman.
I don't watch anything I don't want to watch on tv, ever. You can always go in the other room and have a wank y'know.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:24,
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Or combine the two and have a wank over Kojak. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:24,
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" who luvs ya baby, who luvs ya baby, oooh yeah, who luvs yaannnnnngggghh...ah"(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:26,
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scousers being idiotsnews.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:26,
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ahahahahahahawhat is with those people who feel the need to go and put bunches of flowers and great big soppy messages for SOMEONE THEY NEVER MET? i remember seeing people on the news howling about diana... whilst her own two sons were perfectly dignified. and they were young children.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:33,
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this^Fucking grief vultures
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:34,
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i think it must make them somehow feel better about themselves/their own lives(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:38,
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^^^oh thisthere was a tree near where I lived at the time that was turned into a shrine to the woman, none of the people who put stuff on it had ever met her....probably cry when someone carks it in Eastenders as well I bet.
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I might just pick a random place on the seafront and put some flowers there to see if anyone else does(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:36,
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I think we all must've shed a little tear when Tiff died :'((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:48,
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Cor yeah!Good ol' Martine was one of those fat birds who we celebrate for being 'curvy' and a 'real woman'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:51,
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If I'm driving and I feel tired I often wonder if I'll end up doing a Frank on someone(, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I bet you dont even own a twirling bow tie(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:53,
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It was from a link to an article someone on here posted a while ago.That line was from an official statement or something.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:27,
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Magnum PI and The Bill are good though. The lounge smells like a fucking ashtray, daughter hates it.(, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:46, Reply)
So they are vegans who smoke?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:47,
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It's amazing how a little chemical addiction can help you forget your principles(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:48,
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OKSeems reasonable not to eat meat but instead get lung cancer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:59,
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Her beliefs in tarot, spiritualism and feng shui mark her as a fucking idiot.(, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)
You can have her for a 3some if you like. Casablanca is on telly ina bit.(, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:06, Reply)
I am indeed today, yesHow are you?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:00,
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