This appears to be a VERY well timed holiday!
Mrs Cow is being given loads of wine today as its the year 11 leavers assembly today. This is a good thing as they will probably all be red, which she doesnt like

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Pitta, jellypeno hummous, mexicana cbeese, unknown

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I genuinely never watched it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:19, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Yeah the weather forecast over here is reet bobbins
Although last time I went on holiday to Spain in May the rain fell mainly fucking everywhere, constantly.

We're talking about weather. We're middle-aged aren't we.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:24, Reply)

It rained in Tenerife on the Friday
I was not happy though after that the weather got even better
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I'm mostly going to have to study while we're out there
but I can think of worse places to study than a beach in southern Spain
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I could happily do a fortnight reading history

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:30, Reply)

But... beer

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:35, Reply)

You can read and drink at the same time
Relaxation allows you to remember more

or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:37, Reply)

I'll tell the missus
She'll believe it coming from a reliable source like the internet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:41, Reply)

You can be a boring cunt at any age

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:48, Reply)