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Christ, is that still going?Weekend plans etc. I've got an OU tutorial in Cambridge in the morning, then home for furious packing/tidying/giving keys to people so they can feed the cats, hopefully all done before Eurovision starts, then 5-odd hours on a coach that arrives at Gatwick at the hitherto undiscovered hour of 4.30am at Gatwick, then flying to Spain and staying there for a fortnight.
Top that.
Alt: Lunch? Is it that time?
AltAlt: Cast of Baywatch (classic), kill/shag/marry
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I am being beheaded for betraying Islam and the turning my back on the Muslim community(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:13,
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I'm beheading a man for betraying Islam and turning his back on the muslim community.Then I'm having a go on his widow.
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This appears to be a VERY well timed holiday!Mrs Cow is being given loads of wine today as its the year 11 leavers assembly today. This is a good thing as they will probably all be red, which she doesnt like
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Pitta, jellypeno hummous, mexicana cbeese, unknown
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I genuinely never watched it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:19,
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Yeah the weather forecast over here is reet bobbinsAlthough last time I went on holiday to Spain in May the rain fell mainly fucking everywhere, constantly.
We're talking about weather. We're middle-aged aren't we.
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It rained in Tenerife on the FridayI was not happy though after that the weather got even better
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:25,
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I'm mostly going to have to study while we're out therebut I can think of worse places to study than a beach in southern Spain
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I could happily do a fortnight reading history(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:30,
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You can read and drink at the same timeRelaxation allows you to remember more
or something
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:37,
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I'll tell the missusShe'll believe it coming from a reliable source like the internet
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:48,
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Out for an Indian tonight, with a lady.Sunday afternoon - cricket, grudge match against our main rivals. Although rain is forecast.
Rest of the weekend, including Monday - decorating. Hurrah.
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Is Monday a McBank Holiday?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:22,
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It is in the Fister householdThe kids are at their mum's this weekend, so I just decided to take Monday off to get the wallpapering finished - hopefully.
We get the English bank holidays, plus 2nd January.
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Alt: Lunch - picnic, with a lady.AltAlt: Yasmine Bleeth - definitely shag.
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He's got all the kit but he doesn't play so much these days.His volleyball is pretty much full on now. He plays U18 and also Men's National League 2nd division. Their season's just finished but trials for the UK School Games start in 3 weeks, so there's not much let up.
It's a shame really cos he's a cracking fielder and with a bit of work his batting could be really good.
England supposed to be playing Scotland in Aberdeen today - it's raining. FFS.
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That's a relief frankly, the English cricket team doesn't need any further embarassmentGlad Fister Jr is still keeping up the sports though mate. I remember you saying how keen he was, even if he is eschewing a proper sport.
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Still bloody raining in Aberdeen. Doesn't make for the most exciting radio commentary.Yeah he's 16 now and been playing vball since he was 7. My daughter plays as well. They both got picked to play for Scotland East & North at the UKSG in Sheffield last year. Dead chuffed - although it did mean I had to watch 12 games over 3 days. That makes for a sore arse.
You should check out men's international volleyball on YouTube. It's fucking brutal.
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I've got micro for the weekend. Original plans need amending as it's going to be pissing down all weekend. Might take her to the toddler cinema, probably make some puppets, do some cooking together.
Lunch may be lager.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:22,
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I've got the missus coming up to look after me and cook for me all weekendIt's also our two year anniversairy, which is nice.
Alt: No idea, fancy a McDonalds though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:28,
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On the other hand though......oh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:29,
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Went over handlebars at speed going down a hillHitting the floor hurt quite a lot.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:37,
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That sounds shitNot even hummous?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:38,
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I respect the determination it takes to be Veganbut they're still mental. A life without cheese is like a broken pencil.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:47,
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AgreedIt's like that Nestle boycott from a few years ago. Turns out it's not just chocolate they make. I gave up when I found out they owned the company that made my contact lens solution. I mean FFS, that's just cheating.
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They even owned Nakers for a while(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:59,
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Cheese is ace, full stopMy local Indian does a chilli tikka paneer (and chicken) which is fucking wonderful
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:57,
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I don't think I've ever had a holiday longer than a weekI'm usually happy to be going home at the end of it. I think I'd prefer a week away somewhere then a week of lazing about in a dressing gown with early morning cocktails, watching a whole series of something in a day and doing cooking experiments.
This weekend I will be doing tip runs and cooking chilli frog dogs.
Alt: Yeah, fruit and 0% fat yoghurt. Exciting times.
Altalt: Nicole Eggert for all three. In that order.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:37,
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YM piled on my pork last night(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:42,
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I actually knew her more from a film she did with the two CoreysI remember the first time I saw that blonde from Steps after she'd put some weight on and I was convinced it was just an Eddie Murphy style fatsuit and it was some kind of stunt.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:48,
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I already told you my weekend plans two threads agoGod you never pay attention to me.
Alt: No, it isn't. Over an hour to go.
Altalt: There's a classic? I ent ever watched it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:39,
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Fuck that shit, yoI'm on it now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:42,
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I think he only works part time or summat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:46,
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i've got a birthday party tonightthe rugby 7's tomorrow
shopping for a budgie table and a dustbuster on sun, then dinner at my friend's house
alt: none. i have reading with a mental 5 year old from 1-2pm and then a hysterical client wants to come in at 2. this is officially a shit day. on the plus side, our meeting rooms now have the best cake/biscuit things EVER.
altalt: urrrrgh. none. kill them all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:50,
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