Eurovision is fucking hilarious
Partly because it's bad, but mostly because it's so hard to tell the difference between those who know it's awful and those that are taking it deadly seriously but are still awful.

It's the greatest opportunity for prime bitching material outside of Mean Girls.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:30, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

it's awful and should be destroyed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:42, Reply)

So's your face!
Hey. That actually works.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:44, Reply)

How does it affect you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:44, Reply)

you're not a very good troll

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:49, Reply)

Thanks
Was I trolling?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:51, Reply)

he cooks bacon on a camping fax stove in the garden.
The garden of the house on Cycling Ave.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:52, Reply)

A camping fax stove sounds like one of Alan Sugar's more practical ideas

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:59, Reply)

cool
if you run out of nommy baconz you just ring up and get someone to fax you some.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:01, Reply)

Give me a choice of food sythesizers and a warp drive
and my money's on instant cheese on toast every time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:05, Reply)

"Do you want toast?"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Yes please
No smegging flapjacks though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)

HAHAHA RED DWARF SMEG!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)

^ upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:50, Reply)

I'll be especially interested to see who votes for Russia this year
Suspect the numbers will drop off the further the country is away. 12 points = PLEASE DON'T INVADE US
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:05, Reply)