I,m getting a kebab when we get bsck. Doner on a nan bread, yoghurt, chili, mango chutney, with a side of chips and some poppadums. And a bottle of nice red.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:04, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

mmmmmm - kebab
I've checked out my new local chippy for kebabs. They have scored 7/10 - the lost 3 points are not due to the quality of the kebab itself, but for the chilli sauce and the salad. Chilli is too mild, only squirted on the top, not on each layer while the kebab is under construction and the salad is far too reliant on white cabbage - insufficient onion, cucumber and tomato.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:08, Reply)

With a takeaway of that standard a good bottle of wine is essential.
How else will you appreciate those lamb eyelids.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Merlot goes best with arseholes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Aldi own stuff here .3 quid a bottle, scored highly on blind taste tests.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Helen Keller.
The Jilly Goolden of the budget supermarket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:21, Reply)