Get fucked, pricks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:12, 64 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Classic plumdozer
I might change my username this week
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

alright.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)

At least we can

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Are you two posting from desperate phones in bed together?
Separate phones even
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)

I'm at work :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:30, Reply)

I'm at home with both girls
So far, nothing is on fire and both children are still alive
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Good work, well done, you're my hero

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:39, Reply)

I know

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

I have a poster of you on my bedroom wall

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)

I have a photo of you as my desktop.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:49, Reply)

No you don't

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:50, Reply)

It's the sock one you posted.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:53, Reply)

They were superb socks, tis true

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Definitely not wank socks.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Is it the one of me in a tennis dress scratching my arse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:53, Reply)

No it's the one where you're black and white holding a baby while topless
It looks like you're about to......touch it....
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Second best here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:11, Reply)

I'm budgie sitting and debating whether to go to the rugby 7's this afternoon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:34, Reply)

It's raining, your hair will go frizzy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Good point.
Maybe I won't go to the caff for breakfast.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

desperate phones is pretty apt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)

[PRICK]
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)

I'm rewriting a best mans speech for someone
I've had 4 hours sleep and no breakfast, I may not be on top form
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Tell me the best joke in your speech.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Not my speech I'm just polishing, it's stories rather than jokes anyway
You must have an entire room in your brain dedicated to wedding jokes and puns
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Weddings are usually emotional, often you'll find the cake in tiers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Just as I thought

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Never apologise Jeffers I love your "LTI" puns and jokes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:54, Reply)

My dog has no cock.
How does it make love
It'a .bitch
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:38, Reply)

classic DBT!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)

xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)

cycling ave.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:48, Reply)

Mornin' all
I may do some gardening later. Then again, I might not. Could do a couple of tip runs. Then again, I might not.
That's the kind of wacky zany high-octane Saturday I have planned.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Too wet for gardening

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Train back this aft, I may start drinking about one o'clock.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:48, Reply)

Maybe wank yourself off with a steak to make up for the last week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:54, Reply)

I,m getting a kebab when we get bsck. Doner on a nan bread, yoghurt, chili, mango chutney, with a side of chips and some poppadums. And a bottle of nice red.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:04, Reply)

mmmmmm - kebab
I've checked out my new local chippy for kebabs. They have scored 7/10 - the lost 3 points are not due to the quality of the kebab itself, but for the chilli sauce and the salad. Chilli is too mild, only squirted on the top, not on each layer while the kebab is under construction and the salad is far too reliant on white cabbage - insufficient onion, cucumber and tomato.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:08, Reply)

With a takeaway of that standard a good bottle of wine is essential.
How else will you appreciate those lamb eyelids.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Merlot goes best with arseholes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Aldi own stuff here .3 quid a bottle, scored highly on blind taste tests.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Helen Keller.
The Jilly Goolden of the budget supermarket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:21, Reply)

It's not raining here - yet
I may have to go for the tip run option or, as a fallback, go drinking instead.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:05, Reply)

I'm watching a cookery show. Tv chefs are pretentious cock kittens.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:30, Reply)