Mrs V and her gay mate get freaked out by dwarves. I think that's a bit cruel.
Alt: you're coming down with a cold - two whole cloves of garlic, a bottle of whisky, and self-imposed exile for 48 hours to sweat it out.

Altalt: a delicious Mrs Vagabond-made Mexican chicken wrap.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:14, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

watch out Vaggers, there are pictures in this thread!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Pictures is fine.
Massive lolwaki pictures of otters because I'm so lolwaki are shit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:31, Reply)

^ upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:31, Reply)

^ nicking someone else's phrase ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:39, Reply)

^ buys a side portion of chips even though the meal already comes with chips ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)

see, now you're just repeating battered's insults
AGAIN
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)

or, it's a statement of established fact

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)

this lack of any originality or humour (or hair) is why you are officially the least popular poster

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)

'officially'?
Wait, let's ask Battered, he run ting 'round these parts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:01, Reply)

everyone hates you and wishes you would die in a hamster bumoley related incident
that's all the office that you need
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Yer. Innit. Yer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:14, Reply)

you dig me really xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:15, Reply)

My brother's girlfriend's mate has that
there was one in the pub last time I was out with them, she was proper mental about it.

Most entertaining.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:23, Reply)

There was an Aussie stoner I used to work with had it. He told me a lovely story about how he'd gone to Euston to meet some mates when he was off his face.
He'd gone to the station pub there, and fallen asleep in the chair, and "There must have been a convention in town, or something, because I woke up and there were HUNDREDS of them all over the pub!"

He freaked out and ran away and didn't meet his mates. The prick.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:30, Reply)