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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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where did you all go?so, cow thinks that twins are freaky. what freaks you out?
alt: i'm sick today. best remedy for a sore throat?
altalt: go on then. LUNCH?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:29,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Them slags what done the WTCStill does my nut in
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:31,
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We are in dyer need of this kind of response(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:32,
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I can't believe it was nearly 13 years ago(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:33,
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I was in Richmond that day, fact fans(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:45,
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I was in your mum that day, fuck fans(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:47,
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Is this really the time to talk about Sausages?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:00,
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apparently - according to some famous comedian or other, anyway - "sausage" is the most amusing word in the english language(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:04,
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Personally, I prefer forkAs in, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TRY TO EAT A YOGHURT WITH A FORK?!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:08,
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"there is no spoon"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:12,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:15,
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Does she know ANYTHING, MS?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:24,
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No. She misses a lot of popular culture references as she spends her time at the theater or reading paper books like some sort of Victorian spinster.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:28,
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Yes, hence the use of the phrase 'popular culture' GOD DON'T U NO N E FING(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:31,
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Cheesecake is like toothpaste.You think you need loads but really just a little bit coats the mouth completely, so it's always beast to eat your cheesecake with a tea-spoon, because a little mouth of cheese cake is just as good as a big mouth, except this way you get more spoonfulls and it lasts longer.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:54,
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CLOWNSMIMES
TWINS
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Suck on this
AltAlt:
Chicken noodles
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:32,
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what about identical twin clowns miming at you?miming "suck on this" at you, whilst pointing to their "chicken noodle"?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:32,
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What about sextuplets?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:39,
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Darth would wear them like a glove(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:07,
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faces superimposed on apples, it's fucking weirdAlt: whisky.
Alt alt: dunno, some food or sutin.
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i just looked up the contented little squeaks thingMOST FANTASTICALLY BENT POST EVER EVER EVER
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:44,
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budgies are little parrots who love you and talk to you and are fantastically entertaininghamsters are for teenage girls
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:02,
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How can you not like these?!Awww
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:46,
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i had no idea that was even a thingwhy is it a thing?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:48,
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I think it's something to do with this shite:youtu.be/ZN5PoW7_kdA
Little tangle thought these were hilarious a couple of years ago.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:51,
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Someone has offered to go and get sandwiches from these peoplemeatandbread.co.uk/
Check 'em!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:01,
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MEAT and breadNot fucking spastic forkforayogurt foodwrong and bread.
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Peej, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:05,
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What the fuck is crayonnaiseand is it made out of crayons?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:22,
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Dolls, everyone knows that they come alive at night so why do they let them in the house.Alt. My cock
AltAlt Various vegetables with some delicious meat.
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Peej, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:04,
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That actually makes my skin crawl every time i think of it. It makes my head go all 'itchy'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:12,
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My foot did that years agoIt was horrible
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:14,
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If you 'add up' all the symptoms, you probably had mathletes foot(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:16,
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Mrs V and her gay mate get freaked out by dwarves. I think that's a bit cruel.Alt: you're coming down with a cold - two whole cloves of garlic, a bottle of whisky, and self-imposed exile for 48 hours to sweat it out.
Altalt: a delicious Mrs Vagabond-made Mexican chicken wrap.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:14,
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Pictures is fine.Massive lolwaki pictures of otters because I'm so lolwaki are shit.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:31,
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^ buys a side portion of chips even though the meal already comes with chips ^(, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
see, now you're just repeating battered's insultsAGAIN
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:42,
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this lack of any originality or humour (or hair) is why you are officially the least popular poster(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:49,
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'officially'?Wait, let's ask Battered, he run ting 'round these parts.
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everyone hates you and wishes you would die in a hamster bumoley related incidentthat's all the office that you need
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:08,
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My brother's girlfriend's mate has thatthere was one in the pub last time I was out with them, she was proper mental about it.
Most entertaining.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:23,
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There was an Aussie stoner I used to work with had it. He told me a lovely story about how he'd gone to Euston to meet some mates when he was off his face.He'd gone to the station pub there, and fallen asleep in the chair, and "There must have been a convention in town, or something, because I woke up and there were HUNDREDS of them all over the pub!"
He freaked out and ran away and didn't meet his mates. The prick.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:30,
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this^Particularly those who email All Users
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:19,
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i asked hershe says she doesn't do smackhead slapheads, thanks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:29,
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it nice that Bert and his sister finally concieved(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:37,
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what about this?www.allinlondon.co.uk/whats-on.php?event=114336
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:39,
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*shudders*they have no souls...NO SOULS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:40,
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benedict cumberbatch is naturally gingerthis has helped them a LOT
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:40,
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BLOODY WELL IS!benedicts-ginger-curls.tumblr.com/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:42,
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Why ever would he dye his hair?Oh thats right, same reason you do.
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Peej, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:44,
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what, being an international celebrity actor?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:45,
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well that websiteb isn't at all fucking creepy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:46,
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altalt: real answer rib eye steak, french Fries, lambs lettuce and hollandaise sauce*WINS*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:39,
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shut your pretty little whore mouth(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:43,
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Watch your cunt around that guy, you know what he's like(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:57,
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i would say vampirebut you'd have to be the bent twilight kind, not the hardcore kind
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:14,
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Altalt: homemade venison casseroleand Harrissa roast potatoes. Yum.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:43,
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"Oh what should I have to eat? Oh yeah, there's still a couple of portions of nommy goodness left"what's not to love.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:14,
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leftoversleftovers do not get loved. they get scraped. into the bin!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:14,
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you'd better hope that you and frog work out then...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:20,
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The Invasion of the Body Snatchers 'point and screech' thingAlt: Gargling, apparently. I forget what. Irn Bru maybe?
Altalt: Fruit. It's curry night with 'the lads' on Friday so I'm trying to be good this week so I don't have to hop a belt notch.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:46,
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i just dun a poo that felt like birthing an elephants legit brought a tear to my eye and tear to my anus :'(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:48,
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