You should punch her in the face for being so fucking stupid.
Also, why the fuck don't you both have a set of house keys? Does your wife not trust you?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:23, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

he has both sets al

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Gotcha, they should still have a spare set in the house.
Not having a spare set of keys is the mark of a twat.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:26, Reply)

We do,
Currently they are in the possession of her mother. Her mother is in Majorca. You know, where the water don't taste like it oughta.
( Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:28, Reply)

9 out of 10 on the SSc!

( Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:25, Reply)

What's an SSc? Silver Swimming Certificate?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:28, Reply)

I am SOOOOOO glad you asked!
Its this new THING I invented! That Swipe totally doesn't want to become a thing but its too late! The SSc is the Swipe Scale and is a measure from 1 to 10 of how much of a fucking idiot the subject is.

In hindsight I would like to retract the 9 and lower it to a 6. Not reading something properly is nowhere near as bad as giving someone a fork to eat yogurt.
( Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Cool, I'll take that.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:33, Reply)