Not a partnership though, is it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:32, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

it's demotivating, is what it is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:33, Reply)

Should've thought of that when you kept both X chromosomes, instead of converting one to a winning Y

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:37, Reply)

there is nothing more depressing than getting your bonus letter, getting excited and then seeing how much you've been raped i tax

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:37, Reply)

I imagine opening a letter to see you've had your benefits cut
because somebody on more yearly salary than you're likely to see in a decade has lobbied to have their tax rate cut, would be a bit of a downer, too. Especially if it means you can't keep your six guaranteed-to-turn-out-as-car-thieves children in Iceland frozen burgers.
( Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)

yeah, but seriously though I wanted to go skiing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Get paid via Cyprus. Just sayin'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)

i need more details on this for future plans

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
* pauses for breath *

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:37, Reply)

why is this funny?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:38, Reply)

Because you'll never make partner in your current firm.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:39, Reply)

oh, right

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)

yeah you will, you get em champ!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)

it's perfectly possible
but not at my level, i'm still too junior
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:55, Reply)