Are you suggesting that Swipe has paid over £50,000 in tax this year?
Because if you are, I might remind you that you are a bent spastic.

And wrong to boot.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:03, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

i meant of her bonus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:03, Reply)

personally i would make bonuses under £5k or so tax free
they are incentives. bonuses for bankers etc are part of their salary, and should be taxed accordingly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)

And so is your bonus, so it is taxed accordingly.
Don't think of it as a 5K bonus, think of it as a 2.5K bonus. 2.5K you say? Wow, that's a lovely big sum of money. I could go on a really nice holiday for two weeks with that kind of money. An unexpected two week holiday all paid for? How lovely, what a bonus!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:13, Reply)

or GIMME BACK MY WEEKENDS AND EVENINGS, IT'S NOT WORTH IT
next year i might not work them. then nobody gets anything. well done, government. way to motivate people.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:28, Reply)

You seem unhappy in your job.
You should probably have a good look at your life and think about doing something that actually makes you happy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:29, Reply)

i like my job v much
but it's extremely demanding. maybe everyone with demanding jobs that pay well should chuck them in. the country would do just fine then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)

Are you not well paid for your demanding job?
You seem to be, maybe if you don't feel you are well paid enough you should work harder, or move to a job that's better paid. That would seem the sensible thing to do, right?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:38, Reply)

maybe i should shit out 3 crotchfruit and hold out my hand instead?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Do you have any idea how hard it is looking after kids?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:54, Reply)

imagine if you put in all that effort, all those late nights and missed social occasions and everything
and someone took 60% of your kid's love and thought you should be damn grateful to get the remaining bit. what would you think of that person then, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:57, Reply)

You think money is equivalent to love? Interesting.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 May 2014, 17:03, Reply)

that does not answer the entirely serious question that i posed in any way

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 17:05, Reply)

I think it says a lot about you that the comparison came so easily to you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 May 2014, 17:08, Reply)

Also, as I'm leaving London in the next couple of months, are you ever going to come for burritos?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 May 2014, 17:09, Reply)

YES!!! get it sorted.
clendrix should come too!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 17:12, Reply)

and when you build in council tax, VAT, fuel duty, alcohol duty etc etc it probably will be more than 50%

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)

But why would you do that?
I mean, the only reason to try and tie in a series of totally unrelated issues would be to try and cover up the ridiculous assertion you made with distorted figures right?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:09, Reply)