Done a couple hours in the garden already.
Discovered a little strawberry bush. Gonna go get some chicken wire to keep it safe from shit bag little birds eating my fruit.
I tell you what though, with the garden coming along the way it is, I might have to have a barbecue.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 10:31, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

My first strawberries are just showing, They might need some protection...
I also have a new bbq, I need a good ribs recipe for next weekend
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 10:39, Reply)

I have some chillis already
They're a black strain and hotter that satan's ringpiece after a particularly nasty vindaloo.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 18 May 2014, 10:43, Reply)

I need to buy some chilli seeds, probably not that hot yet cos I'm a wimp

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

I've got some chili plants to go in at the end of the month.
I'm sure there won't be a frost, but I've always been told no planting till the end of may for Tomatoes and chilli plants.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 11:11, Reply)

I'm hardening my tomatoes now, to plant out next weekend maybe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Yeah, I reckon next weekend is about right.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 11:23, Reply)

I'll hold you to this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:37, Reply)

You got decent grow bags?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Some in bags some in heavily composted soil
For space reasons
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Sounds good.
I'm really looking forward to fresh Tomatoes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 11:50, Reply)

I planted mine last week. Plus courgettes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 May 2014, 16:41, Reply)

I like my barbecues like my heroes of hiphoprisy:
Disposable.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Meh, they don't get very hot or stay hot for long enough to cook shit tons of meat
Hallumi, wheat term grass and yoghurt cook much quicker
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I've got a fire pit that doubles as a bbq.
Sitting by the fire pit, under the silver birch, smoking a joint. Bliss.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 11:10, Reply)

We have one as well, but it's in storage for now as it's massive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Only got a little one, but it's a lovely thing,
Also, it has a nice mosaic lid thing so doubles as a table in the non bbq months.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Birds are more important than your shit bag little fruits!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

I feed the birds other stuff. Chill.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 11:09, Reply)