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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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morning internet mates!
I got my cat last night, she's lovely.
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:12, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I hope it scratches your piggy eyes.

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:14, Reply)
she's not a scratchy cat, soz m8

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:15, Reply)
Not a scratchy cat?
Have you cut its feet off or something?
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:19, Reply)
Is this the new Mrs Dozer?

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:14, Reply)
no, Grace is still Mrs D

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:15, Reply)
Have you bought a little saddle so Grace can ride her?

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:15, Reply)
no
Grace is upstairs in a locked room. I gave her a blueberry this morning.
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:16, Reply)
[INSERT 'LOCKED ROOM' JOKE HERE]

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:17, Reply)
I knew you'd be on the 'locked room' train!

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:19, Reply)
Jokes are much funnier when you repeat them loads

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:20, Reply)
it's better when you repeat someone else's joke
2 years 2 late
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:23, Reply)
^upset^

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:27, Reply)
alr

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:37, Reply)
ight

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:37, Reply)
^giving in to inevitable 'will die alone' destiny.

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:16, Reply)
how can I be alone when I have a cat, eh?
Explain that one!

Though having said that, I'm sure a walrus is a much better companion than a cat.
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:18, Reply)
Wakki^

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:22, Reply)
be better to die alone than what his wife's facing, when you think about it
it must be like being in bed with a really negative piece of string
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:23, Reply)

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