It's quite nice today
Going for a cliff top walk. Wish you lot were here, in no way so I could push you off ( tangles and dozer an battered first, so ape and monty could have a softer landing)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:44, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

\o/
Everyone loves the fogle prick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:46, Reply)

I don't understand the hate for me though
:(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:47, Reply)

It's probably because you are really annoying

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Oh THAT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Yeah, sorry to be the bearer
Try being more like me yeah?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:54, Reply)

i'll rty th ebest i can

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:56, Reply)

haha!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)

I just thought all the mung beans would make for a softer landing
A bearded beanbag
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:03, Reply)

I'm all skin and bone - you'd probably have your eye out if you landed on me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)

I wouldn't
I'd be doing the pushing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Oh yeah, I forgot that bit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Your great personality and sunny disposition more than make up for your pathetic frail body.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:07, Reply)

thx hun xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Please don't kill my twitter pals

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Retweetin' dis

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:47, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Needs more squash

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:07, Reply)

It's a riot over there innit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Oh the fun we have!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)

You at your family place? Negotiations with bitchtits continue regarding me taking micro there later in the year.
Or is it in full use now for the summer?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:48, Reply)

Yep
I doubt it's fully booked out of school holidays - just drop them an email and ask! Miles cheaper outside school hols too, so make the most of that whilst you can. She'd love it today, there are kids in the pool and I can see the beach from here...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:00, Reply)

Nonce^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Stop trying to pass on your cunt touching crown
You earned it, you wear it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)